stoichkov

The greatest football player of all time.
Full name:
Hristo Stoitchkov
From:
Bulgaria

Stoichkov above all

by Zhivko Jijev February 28, 2004

Stoichkov Syndrome

Affliction where one can walk into a situation completely unaware of the current state of play, and comment instantly, and often with great accuracy on present dealings.

In this situation (where Stoichkov Syndrome was first diagnosed), 3 people are discussing the European Football Championships, #2 and #3 have successfully named 15 of the 16 participating nations without naming any wrong teams, and #1 conducting the quiz presses them for the answer to the 16th (Bulgaria), offering a clue...

#1: "One of the greatest footballers of the past 20 years hailed from this nation."

#4: (joining the conversation from an entirely neutral standpoint, having only heard the clue offered)

"Stoichkov"

#2 and #3: "Bulgaria!"

#1: "Yes! Incredible!"

by kramssor April 25, 2009

Stoichiometry

Chemistry at it's gayest. 'Nuff said.

"Class, Stoiciometry involves insert a lot of pointless crap here."

"And we care.... Why?"

by Zannie May 13, 2004

stichy

No worries, no pressure, I'm good

Stichy means:You ain't gotta worry because I'm good no matter what 💯

by Gangstalicious33 June 9, 2019

Stoich

Can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb.
It comes from the word Stoichiometry.

pernounced: Stoick

'Dude what the stoich?!'
'Man stoich you!'
'That was stoichin' bad man'

by Cap'n Geech February 6, 2009

Stonchy

A dumbass; plain and simple

Person a: that guy was such a stonchy

Person b: Bet

by Sugna:) August 22, 2022

stoichiometry

sexual action/sexual adventure, involving one partaker to dress up in a goblin costume while being suspended in mid-air by cables, and the other to dress up in a garden gnome costume and hide in the closet. Some variations involve warm apple pie or sleepy cake. Also peanut butter is mandatory with the exception of Jiffy's. Jam is optional depending on how freaky you are. Related topics: Upside-Down Reverse Cowgirl Wheelbarrow Swingset Toboggan.

Stoichiometry makes me feel like a real scientist in a real lab.

by Dean of M.I.T. December 25, 2008