one-handed stir-fry

The act of sexual self pleasure utilising one hand. AKA: masturbating.

Dude, what did you do last night?
Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.

by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017

Stirfried

To be outdrawn in a poker game, when you have the obviously superior hand, and then to whine about it for hours.

Did you see that hand history? Man, he really got stirfried.

by MonkeyAccount August 29, 2005

Scandinavian Stir Fry

1. (v) The act of skewering a pan fish with your penis and then having sex until the fish breaks apart.

2. (v) Using the body of a fish as a condom and then taking the broken fish parts and vaginal juice and frying it in a pan.

3. (v) When a man cuts off the tail of a fish and proceeds to insert his penis in the open back end, then dips the fish into a woman during intercourse.

I used 3 lake perch to give my girlfriend a Scandinavian Stir Fry yesterday.

by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006

MEXICAN STIR FRY

When you put hot sauce on a girls ass and eat it out ;)

I gave that bitch a Mexican Stir fry

by Gdogg7707 April 7, 2019

sterfry

A smart ass, one who answers questions not posed to him/her. A know-it-all dweeb. One who Googles everything for answers. A damn shame.

Not to be confused with a "Beast".

Damn it, that f#@*kin' sterfry always has to put his two cents in!

by Da Beast SF February 28, 2007

HAITIAN STIR FRY

When you are getting roughed up and it ends with a splintering mop handle being inserted...anally.

When I'm done beating your ass, you can look forward to a nice Haitian Stir Fry you bitch ass ho!

by LegendaryCurt October 18, 2020

Kentucky Stir Fry

When you ejaculate on a girl's lower back doggy style while chewing tobacco, spit tobacco in the ejaculation, then stir it with you finger.

Bro i pulled a Kentucky Stir Fry on my chick last night.

by Ass To Mouth August 2, 2012