stinky pete

Soiling yourself and using your foot as a plug to block the smell of excrement escaping from your bum

Did you hear about Kane? He had a stinky Pete!

by BowlingShanee August 25, 2013

stinky-pete

Smell of post heterosexual sex without showering. Usually smelled after first poop of the morning, when smell of rotton sewer permates your nose.

I really need to shower, I have a real bad case of stinky-pete.

by klaus pfeffer September 14, 2003

Stinky Pete

Shiting yourself while wearing compression shorts.

Stinky Pete shited himself while wearing a compression shorts at football practice.

by Skylar Orlenos November 23, 2011

stinky pete

getting a blow job while watching toy story 2

It's hard to get a stinky pete when your kids are in the room.

by Tim March 27, 2010

Stinky Pete

Alright. It's when after engaging radical awesome sex, the male partner drops a deuce on the females (or males if your a fag!) chest, then smashes it in with his foot so it squishes up through the toes... That is... The Stinky Pete.

"Ahhh Bro! I heard you gave that chic a stinky pete!" "damn straight I did."

by TTT October 11, 2004

stinky pete

When you want to screw over some bitch, and you leave a little brown turd in a saucepan on her stove and set it to simmer.

That bitch fucked my best friend, so I left her a stinky pete.

by Sheattle Shitter July 20, 2007

Stinky Pete

When someone dry humps another person until they cum and shit in their pants at the same time. And then right after they cum and shit, they hit the other person with a baseball bat.

Hey, I heard Dan gave that stranger a Stinky Pete

by SLAYTHRAX October 20, 2009