Simpusation

A word which describes the acc(usation) of being a (simp)leton.

Ben: Did you see Jake get rejected by all those girls, what a simp!
Carl: These simpusations are totally overused, at least he's trying to get some pussy.

by Harnröhrenwels October 8, 2020

skimpus

An insulting name used to describe someone who is wimpy and or an outcast.

Hey look it's Skimpus! Let's go beat that little pansy into a pulp!

by QUEERHOMOMAN August 11, 2023

Stimpson

A middle aged to older white male neo-nazi christian individual who enjoys abusing any authority given to him.

Jimmy's dad's a total Stimpson; he beats his ass every day he doesn't heil the Führer.

by Postss October 20, 2008

Scimpus

A kid who has no idea what the FUCK he is doing

Scimpus over here touched the soccer ball with his hands.

by Thicc Unit February 27, 2020

shimpus

Shimpus is a person who is not bound by the regular physics of the world. A shimpus is fluid as a being; all and nothing at the same time. Different from God in the fact that Shimpus's are real and God isn't.

Wow, you are a shimpus!!
You must be a shimpus because you just blew earth version 102085822920051576 all the way up!

by Lochis April 20, 2020

stevie stimpson

A guy who is kind to girls and makes them feel like they are something special, Stevie Stimpson is a person that is great to talk to and is especially nice to girls. He/she fights for friends and isn't scared of getting into brawls or fights. He/she packs a punch and if it's a man usually has a big penis.

Wow, Stevie Stimpson could fuck him up.

by Qjsv August 3, 2016

Virginius Simpus

A condition where the a member of the male species is denied the privilege of intercourse due to not possessing the skill to be a dominating alpha member of society. They are forced to treat the female members as a Goddess rather than an equal.

Yo why is this guy simping for the streamer? I think he's got the Virginius Simpus.

by Not_Craftt May 22, 2020