skimboarding

Skimboarding is a sport similar to surfing which takes place near the shore. The skimboarder stands about twenty feet from the ocean with skimboard in hand and waits for a wave. When they see a wave they run towards it with their skimboard still in hand. Upon reaching the wet sand they drop the board and jump onto it as quickly as possible. Once on the board, the skimmer must remain as stable as possible and prepare to make the transition to the ocean. The skimmer then (hopefully) glides out into the ocean toward the oncoming wave, banks off of it, and rides it back into shore. There are many possibilities for riding the waves and this is where skimboarding gets really interesting.

(Copied from SkimOnline.com)

Wanna go skimboarding at the beach today? Hell yeah I do!

by BlitzTeddy August 7, 2005

strimbowimbo

Australian slang meaning a straight person

"Did you see Peter's butt in those skinny jeans?"
"Yeah, but he's a strimbowimbo so he won't suck my didgeridoodle"

by notastrimbowimbo August 4, 2020

Swimbo

acronym for one's wife or girlfriend, stands for: She Who Must Be Obeyed

"I won't be going to the pub later, swimbo says I'm to paint the baby's nursery today."

by Sascha October 7, 2004

Snimbo

n. (snim•bo)

A brief illusion of suspended time where an impending sneeze has built a sense of high anticipation but never occurs.

Derived from the words sneeze and limbo

1. When I answered the phone I could not say hello because I was in a state of snimbo.

2. "I find a moment in snimbo is far worse than the most explosive sneeze," Jill stated with a sheepish look of disappointment.

by PhGrey February 19, 2013

Skimbone

An unusually skinny and long dick. Also referred to as the opposite of a chode.

My girlfriend wanted a blow-job but I knew my skimbone would go too deep.

by KwazyWordMan April 1, 2015

Stumbo Special

When you get your dick puked on.

Stumbo said it felt better after he received the stumbo special.

by Chaceeee February 10, 2017

simboobies

Jake's boobies

*earth begins to shake*
p1: imagine all the titties that were bouncing during an earthquake

*earthquake starts*
p2:Aaaa imagine the simboobies

anyways go stream upper side dreamin'

by nihilist injeolmi November 9, 2021