That fugly gave him a stiffany mini but no one would notice his pants tenting with a middle school micro boner. Until he grows to at least average, seven inch length and five inch girth, he can only hope to get fugly handjobs. Hopefully he'll finish puberty soon.
by margrette sees January 23, 2013
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I can't wait until thursday so I can pick up some captain's and just rip stiffington bo biffingtons all night.
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Get the Steffen mug.Slang. A person who fails to tip (stiffs) an employee that is normally tipped, such as bar and restaraunt wait-staff, pizza delivery drivers, hairstylists/barbers, taxi drivers, etc.
plural. stiffers
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A good tipper gets their pizzas MUCH faster than the stiffer does.
Stiffers who don't tip their bartender often find themselves very thirsty.
Stiffers who don't tip their bartender often find themselves very thirsty.
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Person 2: Well, we were talking for a while, then we went to the middle of the lake and did a Stiffened Sailor
Person 2: Well, we were talking for a while, then we went to the middle of the lake and did a Stiffened Sailor
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