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by trattore October 13, 2021
Get the Stien mug.1) One of the most common brands of beer to be found in Austria.
2) A word which can be used to express one's feelings about a situation. The interpretation is largely subjective and can range from an expression of joy to an expression of remorse.
3) i. To screw someone over or short change someone (verb form).
ii. To be a person who regularly screws someone over or short changes people (noun form).
2) A word which can be used to express one's feelings about a situation. The interpretation is largely subjective and can range from an expression of joy to an expression of remorse.
3) i. To screw someone over or short change someone (verb form).
ii. To be a person who regularly screws someone over or short changes people (noun form).
1)
X: "What is the best Austrian beer you serve?"
Y: "It is Stiegl, you know? Stiegl is the best Austrian beer."
2)
X: "Are you gonna go out tonight or what?"
Y: "No, man I think I'm just gonna stay in and watch a movie."
X: "That's lame, broski. You should come out and rage with us."
Y: "I know man it sucks. I have so much work to do tomorrow so I can't. My life is Stiegl, you know?"
3)
X: "Hey do you wanna throw down for this drank we got?"
Y: "Nah man I'm good I threw down last night."
X: "Come on, man. Don't Stieg me like that."
or
X: "Hey do you wanna throw down for this drank we got?"
Y: "Nah man I'm good I threw down last night."
X: "Come on, man. Don't be a Stiegl."
X: "What is the best Austrian beer you serve?"
Y: "It is Stiegl, you know? Stiegl is the best Austrian beer."
2)
X: "Are you gonna go out tonight or what?"
Y: "No, man I think I'm just gonna stay in and watch a movie."
X: "That's lame, broski. You should come out and rage with us."
Y: "I know man it sucks. I have so much work to do tomorrow so I can't. My life is Stiegl, you know?"
3)
X: "Hey do you wanna throw down for this drank we got?"
Y: "Nah man I'm good I threw down last night."
X: "Come on, man. Don't Stieg me like that."
or
X: "Hey do you wanna throw down for this drank we got?"
Y: "Nah man I'm good I threw down last night."
X: "Come on, man. Don't be a Stiegl."
by J.A. III December 18, 2010
Get the Stiegl mug.To wear a business shirt with a pocket to avoid accidental urinating on the tie whilst sitting down to take a dump. Business shirts with pockets allows one to tuck their tie into the top pocket during excretion, avoiding potential accidental urinating on the tie. Victims of dick's tie usually need to dry clean or dispose of the tie.
The dick's tie theory was developed in late 2009 within the corporate industry after an individual accidentally urinated on his tie whilst he was dropping a turd.
The dick's tie theory was developed in late 2009 within the corporate industry after an individual accidentally urinated on his tie whilst he was dropping a turd.
Richard: Oh man, I accidentally pissed on my tie whilst I was taking a shit!!
Dazz: It's the dick's tie now! Next time you need to crap at work, dick's tie theory it up man!
Dazz: It's the dick's tie now! Next time you need to crap at work, dick's tie theory it up man!
by bear1000 February 27, 2011
Get the dick's tie theory mug.The act of tossing someones salad while simultaneously tickling their taint with your long, lucious eyelashes.
by Jupiter'sCock March 11, 2015
Get the the dirty stien mug.One of the most complex and vile sexual acts to be performed... It requires strength, focus and tremendous commitment.
The German Stienburg starts with a man anally plundering a female that is bent over while he is simultaneously holding a tractor tire over his head and using it to do shoulder presses (as in a strongman competition). While pressing the tire and banging the girl he screams out "shiza" every time he makes a press.
After the man makes coitus, he drops the tractor tire on back of the female's head...rendering her unconcious. Finally he lifts up her naked body and proceeds to bench press her... all the while counting his repetitions in a loud, harsh, commanding, German accent. (If you can count in German that is ideal... but if not the accent will suffice).
The German Stienburg starts with a man anally plundering a female that is bent over while he is simultaneously holding a tractor tire over his head and using it to do shoulder presses (as in a strongman competition). While pressing the tire and banging the girl he screams out "shiza" every time he makes a press.
After the man makes coitus, he drops the tractor tire on back of the female's head...rendering her unconcious. Finally he lifts up her naked body and proceeds to bench press her... all the while counting his repetitions in a loud, harsh, commanding, German accent. (If you can count in German that is ideal... but if not the accent will suffice).
"Dude, I have to stop by the farm later and borrow a tractor tire, my girlfriend is finally going to let me give her The German Stienburg."
by crazydoc March 14, 2009
Get the The German Stienburg mug.A verb to describe being substantially late; or getting stood up (usually because the person chose to go flying)
by Blonde Injections October 23, 2011
Get the Stiebered mug.Are little balls of shit that cling on to the hairs in your ass. It became a common word in Germany after a massive epidemic of Stieglitz was discovered in 2007 by German doctors doing colonoscopies, couples doing ass play in the bedroom, and people sipping there ass to discover balls of shit on there toilette paper. To combat this epidemic Germany created cardboard like toilette paper to scrap off any Stieglitz and hairs and sometimes skin in the butthole, it was very effective. Germans are now trying to get it into the oxford dictionary as it is now a very common word, and also as an awareness to fellow germans and to the world. Stieglitz is also a direct German translation of the english word "willnots" as In " these balls of shit will not come out".
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