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stieglitz 

Are little balls of shit that cling on to the hairs in your ass. It became a common word in Germany after a massive epidemic of Stieglitz was discovered in 2007 by German doctors doing colonoscopies, couples doing ass play in the bedroom, and people sipping there ass to discover balls of shit on there toilette paper. To combat this epidemic Germany created cardboard like toilette paper to scrap off any Stieglitz and hairs and sometimes skin in the butthole, it was very effective. Germans are now trying to get it into the oxford dictionary as it is now a very common word, and also as an awareness to fellow germans and to the world. Stieglitz is also a direct German translation of the english word "willnots" as In " these balls of shit will not come out".
Dude you smell like Stieglitz go clean your asshole.
stieglitz by WP BABY March 21, 2015
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Alex Stieglitz 

Most lovable sarcastic motherfooker ever
I really need some Alex Stieglitz in my life
Alex Stieglitz by Jerome Stiegla January 17, 2023

Hugo Stiglitz 

The one man who can take on Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee at the same time and win.
Dude, did you see that 2-on-1 fight with Hugo Stiglitz? He shoved Bruce Lee's decapitated head up Chuck Norris' ass, and threw him in a wood chipper!
Hugo Stiglitz by Garrence September 2, 2010

Sgt. Hugo StiGlitz 

One of the most epic and psychotic fictional characters in film history, taken straight out of Quentin Tarantino's film 'Inglorious Basterds' (2009)

He killed 13 Nazi officers with a passion, including many more. What's more badass than killing Nazis' for a living?
Sgt. Hugo StiGlitz: Say "auf Wiedersehen" to your Nazi balls.
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sterlitz 

the astronomy teacher, always telling a sterlitz story about telescopes and boats
starlitz the star master
sterlitz by 4th hr May 26, 2004

hugo stiglitz 

When having sex, you place and hold a pillow over the girl's face and right at the time of climax, you pull the pillow away, pull out, and bust-a-nut right in her face!
Yo, I totally Hugo stiglitz'd that fine ass teacher from the bar last night!
hugo stiglitz by hugo himself! March 25, 2010

Strelitz 

Shooter, Radical Expert At Some Task, Sharp or acute understanding of a task, and District in Germany.

Strelitz is from an old word used in the Slavic-German region.
That Mustang's Driver put that guy down like a strelitz.

That homie is the strelitz for their team.

That bodykit was strelitz.

Strelitz is east of Berlin.
Strelitz by ravenforbidden January 1, 2009
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