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Stinky Shit-eye

aka Pinkeye, aka Conjunctivitis.

"Stinky Shit-eye" because conjunctivitis *can* be caused by fecal matter (human shit) making contact with your eyes.
by DARKFiB3R June 14, 2019
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Slicky Shit

When you poop on your hand and go into your next class to throw it right at your friends face.
I gave John a Slicky Shit as soon as I walked into math class.
by anonymous December 8, 2023
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Stick & Shit

Stick & Shit is the action of covering a toilets sensor with tape and proceeding to take a massive dump, leaving the shit floating in the toilet for the next person. It is the perfect counterpart to the already infamous “Upper Decker”.
“Oh man I just left a Stick & Shit for someone in the bathroom
by Gaymer42069 May 2, 2024
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Rigid Shit Sticks

Rigid Shit Sticks:

1) when you are deadleg shit shuffling to the toilet and feel your bowels starting to leak through your asshole, you stand a locking all joints in both legs, waiting for that Mondo dook the bubble is way backed up into your lower intestines until you get to the toilet

2) natural reaction of luberal dimocunt letfist assholes whenever they piss and moan about inconsequential bullshit like gun control, only to be rebuked by facts and logic from Trump supporters, and having no natural logical counter argument they revert to playing the race card, only realize that they played that fucking violin solo for so long it's now in the public domain!
I love watching all the letfist, luberal, dimocunt Rigid Shit Sticks that occur when they get called out on their bullshit
by Mjolnir12982 February 28, 2018
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Shit stick

A useless person. One who is unable to do anything that requires initiative, patience or determination, other then complaining.
I asked if it was ok to leave my bag there but some shit stick came along and said it was against health and safety rules.
by Kimbaliod December 1, 2009
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Stinky penis shit

When someone puts a dildo up your anus and you have to get it out by shiting and it stinks.
Dude I just had the worst stinky penis shit last night
by Jamermoo April 23, 2019
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stick that shit in a blender

A phrase used to express the simplification of complex problem into something more manageable.
-"AHH!! I have a 30 page paper due tomorrow AND it's my mom's birthday!"

-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."
by P-stain! September 10, 2006
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