Stalkaholic

Someone that thinks everyone on the planet is stalking him/her. Even normal life behavior is viewed by the stalkaholic as "stalking them". Also, they feel as though they can never be stalkers, even when they exhibit the behavior that they deem others stalkers for doing. They are obsessed with being stalked. They wish it were true.

"OMG did you see Jason over there? Stop f***ing stalking me, stalker! God! I found out Jason was stalking me when I looked him up on the internet all day yesterday, I know where he lives and where his family lives. He is def. a stalker!"

"Ummm wow stalkaholic, besides don't you think that looking Jason up is kind of creepy on your part? You are stalking him!"

"Duh, no way! I'm not a stalker, tee hee!"

by cherrypit February 28, 2009

shirkaholic

like a workaholic but opposite

someone who always bunks off skips class doesnt go to work etc

that brian hasnt been to work for 3 weeks, hes a shirkaholic

by lord vandenburg of westwood September 19, 2009

stockaholic

When you are addicted to the ups and downs of the stock market

Ron was so lost in the market trades today, he truly is a stockaholic

by Tamkin cpa October 1, 2019

Slackaholic

someone who is chemically dependent on staying lazy

My slackaholic son spends everyday zoned out on the sofa watching reality TV, it’s a disease!

by deepvmusicsucks November 8, 2014

stickalicious

Sexy, likes long walks on the beach, tall, dark, and handsome. Late every where they go. Athletic and highly competitive. Likes one armed women that will do things with her one good arm that will make you forget about the mole on her neck. Last but not least , Stickalicious loves him some fishing and ladies.

They must be running on that Stickalicious time.

by Crappie10 December 19, 2016

Stickaliciousness

Sexy, tall,dark,handsome, athletic, and loves the ladies. Better known as a stumbling block in all women's Christian walks. Enjoys long walks on the lake. Has a big heart but not enough to go around for all the ladies. he is the author of "IF LOVING YOU IS WRONG I DONT WANNA BE RIGHT"

Girl you need some Stickaliciousness in your life!

by Crappie10 December 19, 2016

sackaholic

A slutty girl who only will settle with sucking the guys balls. she is a sackoholic.

"Aili you are such a sackoholic!!! not my balls again!"
"Oliver, im not a sackaholic! i just have a scrotum fetish!"

by Bigdiggydog February 10, 2017