stick shifting

v. Receiving or giving a handjob in a car. Not as good as road head but usually much safer.

Guy 1: "So how was that ride back to Becky's house."
Guy 2: "Dude, mid-drive she started stick shifting me!"
Guy 1: "That isn't shit. Come talk to me when you get road head, pussy."

by Spacebullman September 07, 2010

stick shift

The type of automobile transmission driven by all men (and some women) with two legs and two arms.

Automatic transmissions are for old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.

I'm a man, therefore I drive a stick shift.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

stick shifting

The attempt to bring one's self to the point of ejaculation while driving at a high rate of speed.

Johnny was stick shifting at about 81 mph when he finally stomped the clutch.

by Richard Wriggles June 10, 2013

stick shift

When a guy gets a handjob while driving a car

ryan-dude,heather gave me a stick shift while i was driving us to the beach!
natty-nice!

by natty-ice June 15, 2009

stick shift

1. When a stripper grabs your game boy with her hand and moves it around.

Dude, Dimples gave me one hell of a hot lap dance with lots of grinding and stick shifting, you need to get yourself one too!

by Dwayne August 28, 2004

stick shift

dick, penis, cock...)

let yo bitch ride yo stick shift

by DMK March 28, 2005

stick shift

the act of trying to urinate while the male member is full of righteous blood, making the act nearly impossible, possibly causing a divided stream

i woke up in the morning and had a stick shift, piss went all over my parents bathroom

by jiz_machine July 28, 2018