e-sturbation

1. Expression of sexual gratification online via cybersex.

2. Masturbation to anything else that happens online and/or that is viewed that is sexually gratifying.

1. I am e-sturbating furiously right now! (message typed as the guy has cybersex with this hot Swedish chick.)

2. Hey hold on! I'm very busy e-sturbating to these lesbo pics of Aria Giovanni at her official site!

by Mark H August 25, 2004

Sturble

An adjective. Stuble is used to describe that in which is "sturdy" and "durable."

A Table can be sturdy and a vault can be durable. A refrigerator, which is fixed with both qualities must be "sturble."

by Brian M. Chapman February 4, 2008

Cry-sturbation

A jealousy-induced form of regretful masturbation; usually occurs after one realizes their ex no longer wants them and/or after seeing them "getting it in" with a new lover.

Dude is Devin crying? ...Dude is Devin masturbating? Oh Shit! That poor bastard's cry-sturbating!

After seeing his ex playing tonsil hockey with her new man at the superbowl party, Devin scampered away to his room for an all night session of loud & painfully pleasant cry-sturbation.

by Florida Dwarf Killer March 4, 2011

ninja sturb

Combining the skills of a Ninja and the pleasure of sturbing, a ninja sturb is a stealth sturb. Often used when your roommates are in the room or just for the challenge.

My roommate came home early so I had to ninja sturb while he wasn't looking.

I ninja sturbed while watching a movie with my girlfriend, that way I could call her ugly her when she couldn't get me up later.

by braunbj October 26, 2004

stfusb

shut the fuck up stupid bitch

A: i got dumped by my special boyfriend of two days that i loved soo much *cries*

B: stfusb....do you somehow think i care?

by 1m1k September 5, 2008

STFURNSMF

A way to tell someone to stop talking with so many words in so little space. When someone continues with obsessive ranting you reply with stfurnsmf. (Shut the fuck up right now stupid mother fucker)

Johny wouldn't stop talking about his lame communist politics so I told him to stfurnsmf.

by tBlacksilver October 27, 2010

enter-sturbed

A neologism of "entertained" and "disturbed" describing the odd feeling of when you are entertained by how insane/messed up what you are witnessing is, yet, at the same time, disturbed by it.

Person 1: Hey. Did you see the election coverage today?
Person 2: Yes. I was quite enter-sturbed.

by BaileyFeckinQuinn January 3, 2017