stfd

shut the fuck down
like when your pc wont shut down the normal way, you say this before you turn the power off
*blue sceen*
<enter>
*blue screen*
<enter>
*blue screen*
<enter>
*blue screen*
<enter>
<space>
*blue screen*
<esc>
<esc>
Shut The Fuck Down
(turns power off)
by ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][ March 23, 2004
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by veggieness April 20, 2005
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Shut the front door ( replacement for stfu- shut the fuck up or shut your mouth)
stfd, don't want him to hear us!
by leeleebooski August 09, 2010
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Shut-The-Fuck-Down.
Changed version of STFU which means Shut The Fuck Up.
Joe: Your stupid.
Jim: STFU
Joe: STFD!
by Claude Alsept June 06, 2005
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by Ryan Mann November 21, 2003
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Settle
The
Fuck
Down
Knobjockey: 'Wow, yesterday me an my mum went to the Royal Show. I got the Inspector Gadget showbag, the Neverending Story showbag, the Pound Puppies showbag, the...'

*Slap*

Greg 'STFD'
by Harris Scarfe August 05, 2009
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Simmer
The
Fuck
Down.
Class: Oh boy! We get to watch JFK's assassination video?!
Teacher: Yes children, but if you don't STFD, you won't pass your first year of pre-school.
by NotSoFast! August 12, 2010
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