sewerslide

typically used in a sentence when an parent or teacher is around and is just a replacement for suicide

person:i thought he kirmited sewerslide.

other person: no he died from a heart attack.

by Sinning boi June 17, 2020

Martha Stewart

Chick who got sent to prison.

Oh shit, It's Martha Stewart! And she's in prison! (everyone laughs)

by go fuck yourself October 6, 2004

Martha Stewart

the evil old wicket bitch of the northeast

by David Gomez August 4, 2003

kermit sewer slide

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".

Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.

by Erofen April 20, 2017

stewed fruit

A replacement for a compliment, insult or neutral.

Compliment -Hey babe you're looking so stewed fruit today

Insult- Those shoes are so stewed fruit

Neutral- I'm not sure how to feel about it, that test was kinda stewed fruit

by Therealdonnaldtrump September 13, 2017

sewerslide

suicide but sewerslide.

I saw kermit sewersliding last night. It was very sad. now i have to write sewerslide again just so it lets me submit this

by ThisIsMySchoolAccountL@L! December 5, 2018

Sewer Camel

A female who tarts herself via online platorms such as Instagram or Twitch.

Attention seeking to an obsessive level, she craves validation, though ultimately will only recieve it from the type of men she despises.
Clearly an atrocious and disfunctional human to all but basment dwelling neckbeards, she has no moral issues with accepting online "donations" from these males in order to finance a delusional lifestyle.

Specilises in "cosplay" involving lingerie and elf ears.

"Why are you sending PayPal gifts to that Sewer Camel?"

"Your just jealous. She's my girlfriend. She's an Instagram Model. I sold my sword & anime pillow collection to donate money to her."

by Kransky on a stick November 10, 2018