Cry-sturbation

A jealousy-induced form of regretful masturbation; usually occurs after one realizes their ex no longer wants them and/or after seeing them "getting it in" with a new lover.

Dude is Devin crying? ...Dude is Devin masturbating? Oh Shit! That poor bastard's cry-sturbating!

After seeing his ex playing tonsil hockey with her new man at the superbowl party, Devin scampered away to his room for an all night session of loud & painfully pleasant cry-sturbation.

by Florida Dwarf Killer March 4, 2011

Stonervation

This refers to motivation.."Stonervation" is when one must become totally baked out of there mind to achieve their goals.
Also related "Stonervated"

Some people do not have "Stonervation" to change the way they live.

Principle: "Ma'am your son is getting poor grades at school because he's not Stonervated to learn new things."

Mother: "Oh Fuck me"

by urdadsgod November 19, 2011

steakation

A period when an otherwise largely vegetarian diet is interrupted with some meat.

There was a sale on organic meat last Thursday so we had a steakation.

by meland May 23, 2008

digital starvation

The state in which one is in after not using a computer for so long.

I'm totally suffering from digital starvation after coming home from holiday. There's no computers there at all!

by JoTheGeek August 3, 2007

Starvationing

When your really hungry, and your lunch is still a few hours away. When you can hear your stomach growling you would say:

"Is it long before lunch?"
"Why?"
"I'm starvationing at the moment!!"

by Aida's Word June 10, 2008

Starvation

When my stomach eats my asshole

I think I am suffering from starvation and my stomach feels like it being bitten

by insaneodditeez November 26, 2005

Pussy starvation

When you go at least 2 years or more or even months without having sex, it is very crucial that you avoid not having sex or pussy for more than 3 months after having sex or you might suffer from it, you need to replenish yourself after the time you do have sex.

"dude i ain't had sex in like 3 years i think i'm suffering from pussy starvation"

by Pussy Starvation June 20, 2016