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strided

where somebody gets there trousers and/or pants pulled down by someone else.
example:- didn u c robbie get strided at dinner it was soo funny! u saw his red bxers lol!
by fish1993 December 7, 2006
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steroid monkey

A common lamen who takes roids to increase his puny muscle mass while shrinking his manhood thus creating the ultimate douchebag regret with small man syndrome. Typically where's sunglasses at night and inside clubs, wife-beaters or shiny bedazzled shirts to show off his roid muscles and to intimidate others. Except he is just over 5' tall and is always looked down upon at which time he spits on people and runs away screaming like a little bitch. Once in the safety of his Benz with chrome rims and blacked out windows he believes is he now invisible to those around him and safe.

Doubebags are never safe, they stick out like a fat kid eating McDicks inside a McDicks. Joseph D'Antonio may have this experience while he worked at McDicks flipping burgers until his muscles grew and he was too good for burger flipping in his mind. He then got a nice Pit Bull and random tattoos all over his body to compliment his new roid muscle and turned into a full fledge Douchebag of Vancouver. He's currently applying to be on the Douchebags of Vancouver TV show which will air as soon as they can find enough Douchebags who can actually spell and sign their name.
Steroid Monkeys like Douchebag, Joseph D'Antonio local Vancouver Celebrity in the car scene who recently attacked and spit on a fellow car enthusiast because he had roid rage over a parking spot at a grocery store. He then ran away like a bitch, but came back to key the victims vehicle and then ran away like a little bitch a second time.
by Douchebag Hunter December 20, 2013
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steroid

drugs that give you muscles the size of Texas.
mark McGuire uses alot of steroids.
by moe smith March 28, 2004
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Financial aid steroids

The highest amount of financial aid one can receive for tuition for a private high school
"I hear Olivia's parents voted for Obama, I'm surprised she can afford to go to Kent Place School"
"She can't, she's on financial aid steroids"
by TheBoi1128 May 18, 2013
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steroids

A performance enhancing drug that causes large amounts of muscle growth very quickly, when used right.

A common myth is that people's balls will shrink when they use them, but the truth is that those people already had small testicles to begin with, thus their reason for taking steroids.
Guy 1: "Steroids made my balks shrink"

Guy 2: "What balls?"
by Godo Fall January 11, 2010
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steroidas

Mexican steroids you can get at the border
Matt- Yo dude i stop using creatine and started using Mexican Steroidas!!
by CRAKK ADDICT 5434 February 21, 2008
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bonjovi on steroids

phrase used to tell something is crazy; incredible; out of this world
Man, you're acting like you're bonjovi on steroids.
by El_Scorcho August 24, 2003
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