Steplingus

Finding out, typically when one or more of the parties are in a drunken stupor, that a step-sister has had a secret crush on you for some time. Typically the lush involved uses words like "probe" and "hot" as they slur out their heretofore private lust. The recipient of these unwanted advances struggles to escape the ranting, slathering monologue. Future gatherings and holidays can be particularly awkward, especially since other family members (siblings) who witnessed the horrific event typically know what the drunken strumpet confessed to...even though she may not remember.

Dude...my step-sister Kelly totally pulled a steplingus on me...she told me how she always thought I looked HOT, especially when I used to drive my old Ford Probe. She said she wanted me to probe HER. Her breath smelled like she tossed salad. I had to swallow my own vomit before I could escape from her drunken confession. I can't sleep anymore from the nightmares.

by illinoisboxking December 15, 2009

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stephy-lynn

A wonderful woman who loves with all her heart. She is beautiful, with the smile of an angel. She is devoted, a sexual being with class but knows how to put it down and hilariously funny!

I can't believe he ever got a girl like Stephy-Lynn!

by Fetsy May 28, 2016

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steely dan

n.
1) Large Metal Dildo
2) Jazz/Rock group, often considered to be an actual person by retarded people.

1) Mary is strapping on a rubber penis: "Steely Dan III from Yokohama," she says, caressing the shaft.
2) "That Steely Dan guy is awesome, I love all his albums"

by C:\>213\ February 12, 2006

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Steely McMichaels

A beneficent and God-pleasing act that requires at least one sorostitute (able bodied is a must - an amputee would be too cruel) and one tall frosty can of Steel Reserve. Merely lead the cock hungry whore (i.e. the sorostitute) into your bedroom or the back of your van, wherever you normally do this stuff, and proceed to penetrate her vigorously. After she is good and moist from some heavy duty fucking, pull out of her gaping vagina and immediately enter her gaping rectum. Since she is a lowly whore, she will expect this move as lovemaking's natural progression. But here's where you surprise the bitch: upon reaching climax, pull out once more and nut all over her back, but aim your shooting sperm arc so most of it gets in her stylish hairdo. As she contemplates the piss poor state of her life, you perform the coup de grace by shot gunning the Steel Reserve and pouring the undrinkable trickles on her cum gummed head. If and only if she really deserve this last part, then go ahead and: place one palm under her chin for leverage while smashing the empty can down on the top of her skull, thus crushing the can and whatever fleeting scraps of dignity she may have had left.

Hey I heard your slutty sister likes to get the Steely McMichaels, but she requests the skull can crunch! She must have suffered some trauma that links her arousal with pain and humiliation. Too bad.

by Alpha&Omega October 27, 2005

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Steely Phil

The name was coined to describe Arnold's (from the show Hey Arnold) grandpa, Phil, when he was a young boy playing chess. The term describes that Phil had nerves of steel. Today it is used to describe another boy named Phil that you all may know.

Steely Phil! Aceromente Felipe! Whats happnin? How bout those Patriots?

by Marbs September 24, 2008

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