Staining the Porcelain

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.

P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"

by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008

staining porcelain

stocking the pond, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc. slang phrase for deification

Where's john... oh he's out staining porcelain

by mormdavid April 24, 2009

seining out

Could mean either just giving up, slowly getting out or getting away with something, relaxing drinking milk and water and watching a lot of Seinfeld, or seeing way too many actual signs.

I'm seining out! I'm seeing way to many signs!

by Dylan Gronseth (The Great...) November 11, 2011

social shit-staining

A humorous alternative to Social Distancing. It conveys a negative connotation towards the term Social Distancing.

It's really frustrating to have to line up to enter a shop because of social shit-staining!

by PearcyM8 July 22, 2020

Howard Sterning

Playing with your penis while performing a task at the workplace.

I caught Ben Howard Sterning the other day while he was editing his draft.

by Frankintosh December 9, 2012

Staining the wood

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.

Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...

by opiuyt April 27, 2011

staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 7, 2008