Bike stealer

A nigger

WTF that's my bike! That nigger is a bike stealer!

by Fernando Leon February 18, 2011

sleagle

(n) A person, typically a female, who engages in sexual activity with 5 men at one time; she has a penis in each hand, a penis in her mouth which causes her to lean forward and facilitates a penis going into her anus and vagina simultaneous. Additionally, she is manually stimulating a penis with each hand---as a result of her position, she looks like a slutty eagle, hence "sleagle".
(v) One who sleagles
(adj) A person who possess characteristics similar to those who sleagle

Noun:
Guy: Would you be my sleagle?
Girl: I thought you'd never ask!

Verb: "Whenever that girl sees a group of 5 guys she's sure to sleagle."

"Damn...I sleagled all weekend and now I'm more sore than I thought!"

Adjective: "Jillian, you're a sleaglin' ass bitch!"

by InAllKindsOfWeather December 26, 2007

crush stealer

An evil damned bitch who thinks she's a badass and steals your crush when she knows you like him and then flirts with him like fucking crazy and gets him to like her instead of you

Hey why r u sad?

Cuz a fucking bitchy crush stealer just stole my boy from me! DUH STUPID

by Pippypie123 March 29, 2015

smeaglet

Tiny penis

"look that kid named Daniel has a smeaglet!"

by shlongboy20 November 12, 2015

Steegle

Canadian slang for an idiot

Person 1: “Did you see what Austin posted?”
Person 2: Nah I don’t follow that steegle.”

by F U H July 1, 2020

Pun-Stealer

Once you have stated a joke or "pun" and nobody noticed you even talked, the person sitting directly beside you repeats the joke and everybody heard it and he/she gets all the laughs and all the credit for your unique joke.

(You) "Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?...Because she's a woman!!!!"

(Crowd)-----(Didn't acknowledge your existence)----

(Pun-Stealer) "Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?...Because she's a woman!!!!"

(Crowd) "HAHAHAHA!!! He's so funny, if only I were as awesome, unique, witty, and brilliant as he is! I bet all the girls are begging to sleep with him!

(You) "I HATE YOU, YOU FRIGGIN' PUN-STEALER! I WILL EAT YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!"

by Foxy McFoxerton May 5, 2010

Thunder Stealer

One of your "questionnable" friends who, when you try to set up your other friend with some chicks, comes by and steals the attention from said friend. thus making him a communist,thunder-stealing, jerkface!; Also makes you feel like a jerk because your well thought out plan to hook up a friend goes horribly wrong.

"Hey mauro, go talk to those chicks!"
"nah, jesse will steal my thunder and i'll have to go home and cry..."
"yeah, you're right.screw that thunder stealer"

by AcousticBandit8 October 1, 2009