Sazzed

Another word for "masturbated"

Raafey: I haven't sazzed in a day
Karim: Same bro

by Kerminshermin June 9, 2019

shazzed

past tense verb.

the act of shitting and jizzing at the same time. Happens at the end of a Blumpkin, or when you witness something so amazing it blows your mind so bad you lose control over your bodily functions.

Dude, that was so amazing I actually just shazzed myself.

by Adoniram Jethro May 11, 2010

Sazzed

Being Sazzed is much like being owned, merked or punked

It originates from an in joke between mates about a female we know called Saz who is often mistaken for Ron Jeremy

Man 1: "OMFG did you just see that guy get beaten up by a girl?"

Man2: "Yeah mate, he just got proper Sazzed"

by Granty R October 16, 2007

staszed

An ass popsicle who lacks every skill necessary to be successful at life.

Oh no Christine, if you become friends with Timmy you'll become staszedstay-zed too!

by chyeahhhhbrahhhh June 16, 2015

shazzed

state of being extremely intoxicated.

comparable to being shitfaced, but with a more positive connotation.

"Dude, I'm gettin shazzed tonight!"

"Yeah I saw him at the club, he was totally shazzed"

by John Jug February 7, 2009

spazzed out

adjective or verb.

used as an adjective to describe something that has gone tempirarily spaztarded but can be quite easily fixed.

used as a verb to show the action of something happening that was not wanted. after something spazzes out, it can be said that that thing is spazzed out.

adjective, : 'dude, you hair is spazzed out, let me sort it.'
verb, : 'sorry i just signed out of msn then, my computer totally spazzed out'

by justmeokay? May 10, 2010

shazzed

absolutely shitfaced (but with blow too so like coherent shitfaced)

was so shazzed during spring break that i pissed off the roof

by droppedouttacollege November 16, 2022