The real new year’s excitement is from this thing being updated and having a new urban dictionary definition so that bored people can be distracted for the amount of time it takes for the definition to load before they realize it’s some stupid unfunny “meta” joke that’s been done 99 times before or another generic “Omg you must be so bored to have searched/copy and pasted this!!!!”
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Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.
Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.
by TheDumbestMostUnfunnyPerson January 6, 2023
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"Disregard Status is like a flashing red light, signaling the impending demise of an eMe Carnal... It is a status a member in good standing never wants to experience...Disregard Status means that the fellas have assembled a case worthy of sending a fellow member to Brazil."
Mundo Mendoza, "Disregard Status Explained," July 4, 2020
Ex. 2
Cuate: Odelay! I need to get at Savag3 Studi0s! I got him that Moon Stuff he wanted!
Chato: You didn't hear fool? Savag3 rang the bell in the program office! He gave up all the fieros on the yard! He left all the Southerners empty handed!
Cuate: That muthafucka! His ass is now on Disregard Status!
"Disregard Status is like a flashing red light, signaling the impending demise of an eMe Carnal... It is a status a member in good standing never wants to experience...Disregard Status means that the fellas have assembled a case worthy of sending a fellow member to Brazil."
Mundo Mendoza, "Disregard Status Explained," July 4, 2020
Ex. 2
Cuate: Odelay! I need to get at Savag3 Studi0s! I got him that Moon Stuff he wanted!
Chato: You didn't hear fool? Savag3 rang the bell in the program office! He gave up all the fieros on the yard! He left all the Southerners empty handed!
Cuate: That muthafucka! His ass is now on Disregard Status!
by ZXY&ABC August 9, 2020
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A person who is always looking to improve their social standing beyond what is reasonable or fitting by acquiring more desirable possessions, taking extravagant vacations, joining exclusive organizations and cultivating new and advantageous social connections in order to impress others.
His vacationing on the Costa del Sol shows what a status seeker he has become.
Being superficial status seekers, they are thinking of buying a new McMansion, even though they don't plan on having a family and already own a house that suits their needs in all respects.
Being superficial status seekers, they are thinking of buying a new McMansion, even though they don't plan on having a family and already own a house that suits their needs in all respects.
by lifeonearth December 18, 2012
Get the status seeker mug.A status where the person writes a philosophical entry about life, love or friendship. Often, the status is very general and its main aim is to create deep impact on the reader, or just for the likes.
Guy1: Hey man! Come read this!
Status: "Life isn't supposed to be easy. Sometimes you can give it all but it's not enough and it ends up just falling apart. But never give up. I'd rather have something worth fighting for than to watch it fall apart. Only through our bad experiences we become stronger."
Guy2: Oh, that's just another Allister status. Bullshitting away. Hoping people think they're deep and shit. Want to get a burger?
Status: "Life isn't supposed to be easy. Sometimes you can give it all but it's not enough and it ends up just falling apart. But never give up. I'd rather have something worth fighting for than to watch it fall apart. Only through our bad experiences we become stronger."
Guy2: Oh, that's just another Allister status. Bullshitting away. Hoping people think they're deep and shit. Want to get a burger?
by Ashleigh9 February 16, 2013
Get the Allister status mug.Statunitian is an alternative nationality form of American, since this gentilic generates ambiguity with 'inhabitants of the United States of America' and 'people who are born in the Americas (continent)'. It's important to state that Statunitian is not to substitute or eliminate the denonym American, but to solve the ambiguity of the word. In the international community, most people don't refer to the USA as America, but rather 'the United States' or similar words.
Similar gentilics are available in other languages (some romance languages) like Spanish (estadounidense), spoken by 460 million people, Portuguese (estadunidense), spoken by 220 million people and Italian (statunidense), spoken by 65 million people.
Similar gentilics are available in other languages (some romance languages) like Spanish (estadounidense), spoken by 460 million people, Portuguese (estadunidense), spoken by 220 million people and Italian (statunidense), spoken by 65 million people.
Person A: "Hey, I'm from Italy, where are you from?"
Person B: "I'm from America."
Person A: "Where in America?"
Person B: "I'm from Temple, Texas."
Person A: "Oh, so you're a Statunitian."
Person B: "A what?"
Person B: "I'm from America."
Person A: "Where in America?"
Person B: "I'm from Temple, Texas."
Person A: "Oh, so you're a Statunitian."
Person B: "A what?"
by RandomDoe June 23, 2020
Get the Statunitian mug.If I played in Dr Falcon & Joofer's room all the time, I would never make it past Gargle status! NA MEAN!
by WiLePeTeR June 17, 2010
Get the Gargle Status mug.An adjective used to describe someone who is jacked and has just the right chest and ab muscles to fit perfectly into a wife beater. In addition to chest and abs, arms (biceps, triceps, and deltoids) must also be tone and muscular. Obtained by using the bench-press and doing push-ups.
JT: Dude, going to the gym is going to get us to wife-beater-status!
KD: Yeah man, got to keep hitting the bench-press.
JT: Don't forget about push-ups.
KD: True son.
KD: Yeah man, got to keep hitting the bench-press.
JT: Don't forget about push-ups.
KD: True son.
by JTandKD June 25, 2009
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