by Bees Wasps March 31, 2021

British Actor but not your faggy tea sipping Brit. He's one of the baddest motherfuckers in the world. In fact, he's considered by many to be Chuck Norris successor for the "manliest man in the world" title.
One of the few dudes it's okay for straight men to have a crush on.
One of the few dudes it's okay for straight men to have a crush on.
by BadassDude May 26, 2009

an ultimate badass. unstoppable in every instance. one who can kick your ass with his eyes closed. one who fears nothing and pwns everything. its simple enough, if you fight jason statham you lose. show me an army and you will show me a thousand victims of a jason statham ass-kicking. CHUCK NORRIS PRAYS TO JASON STATHAM BEFORE GOING TO BED.
i pray to the father, the son, the holy spirit, and the father's father, jason statham. please watch over me.
the people who say this prayer never die...
the people who say this prayer never die...
by mr. bradley March 2, 2011

by Moistboi129 April 29, 2019

Dyl and Will are the best people ever. They have a YouTube channel “Dyl & Wyl” together. They are very genuine and their content is amazing.
by languehadaddin November 27, 2020

When you have sexual intercourses with a bald guy whose nose is crooked and he cums in your mouth whereafter you spit it over his scalp and rub it all over it. Afterwards you let it dry and scrape it off.
Her: I met this bald dude last night and we did something really weird. I don't know what it was called... Oh and btw. his nose was all crooked
Him: Oh, must have been a "Dirty Statham"
Him: Oh, must have been a "Dirty Statham"
by Pu$$y$hark February 9, 2018

by Daniel statham May 31, 2018
