Starched Sock

A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.

Don't look under the bed- there may be a couple of starched socks under there!

by Big Chimper July 7, 2003

starched and cleaned

Starched and Cleaned is only used when u are ironin' ur clothes and u put heavy starch spray in to look so clean and straight. It could be Jeans, Shirt or Suit.

Every time i got out da crib, i gotta look Starched and Cleaned.

I'm Starched and Cleaned, i'm poppin' out lookin' good
I still represent da same neiborhood

by Screwmatic June 16, 2008

starched sheets

the aftermath following nasty sex in bed.

usually associated with cum stains and snail trails

That girl I met last night is a freak! I woke up this morning with starched sheets!

by Kodine419 August 25, 2010

starched doily

Ejaculate on protruding ruffled inner folds of skin of the external female genitalia (labia minora).

Her starched doily was dripping ejaculate.

by Lee Metcalfe March 21, 2007

Starched Shorts

When a guy cums in his underwear and it dries leaving a stiff and crunch garment.

Billy was made to stay after class by his French teacher and walked out with starched shorts.

by Enlightener1 September 14, 2018

Starched Blanket

A blanket you put your chimp in when you jerk off (:

Under my bed I have a starched blanket for when I get horny

by Starched Sock September 4, 2010

semen starched

The stiffening of fabric by way of post ejaculation clean-up.

We found a sock under our teenage sons bed that was semen starched.

by BigswinginD May 19, 2018