Starbonics

1a.the lingo used by Starbucks.
Most of the time it is far from what the actual meaning of the drink is.
b. Tall, Grande, Vente, Macchiato, Tazo. 2. The instruction booklet given by some Starbucks that describe how to order.

Macchiato means "to stain" in Italian but in Starbonics it translates to three shots of espresso and 3/4 of a cup of milk.

"Can I have a medium coffee?"
"Medium"
"Yeah that size"
"You mean Grande"
"Whatever go to hell"

by Felix Tripp February 2, 2007

STABBO

Someone who lures his victims into the boot of his SAAB or Volvo with promises of shiny computer equipment going cheap. He then Stabs and buries them in a shallow grave and posts the pictures on social networking sites.

STABBO went for his tea break and came back somewhat sweaty and with muddy shoes.

by Touchpad boy October 10, 2011

Starbucking

The act of Starbucking refers to the mass global-organising of certain shops or products appearing everywhere in daily life. For example, Local pubs in England have followed almost the same trend due to the Government changing their appearence and interiors, making them identical to other pubs.

*5 friends enter a pub after coming from another pub*

Oliver: "I'm feeling Deja-vu"
Peter: "This looks exactly the same as the last one!"
Steven: "What did I say? Starbucking, It's happening everywhere, Man!"

by Gary King, of the Humans September 7, 2013

Starbucks Marxist

A modern day socialist or communist (or general far left individual) who doesn't realize what a failure left-economics are, and persists in proclaiming themselves part of a marxist group, despite wearing a tee shirt from Walmart and drinking Starbucks latte.

It is uncommon to see a Starbucks Marxist who has a degree- and those that do normally hold the title "bachelor of arts in women's studies."

Common amongst Starbucks Marxists is undying love for Hugo Chavez, Che Guevara, Joseph Stalin, or Karl Marx.

The Starbucks Marxist proclaims his support for communist causes, while wearing a 30 dollar tee shirt made in India by 12 year olds.

by Styxhexenhammer666 March 12, 2014

Joe Scarborough

Humorless twit who acts as a conservative pundit on MSNBC's Morning Joe. Was also once a talentless congressman. When he is on the show, the routine involves him picking fights and routinely losing them. When he is on vacation, the show generally sails forward as effortlessly entertaining. Rumor has it that he has incriminating photographs of someone high-up at MCNBC and that is why they continue to permit him to spew douchbag rhetoric on air. Has an unhealthy case of man-love for Pat Buchanan, another conservative talking-points blowhard.

Joe Scarborough: The way Jon Stewart undressed Jim Cramer on The Daily Show was most unfair. I do not believe our agendas, I mean viewpoints, should be questioned people. Just listen and accept; that's what I do when I'm given my Republican talking points.

by Fraud Exposer July 6, 2009

Starbucks and Study

When two people go to starbucks pretending to "study", but are actually just going on a date that may or may not involve first, second, third, or even home base.

Guy 1: She just invited me to go to starbucks to study.
Guy 2: Starbucks and study eh?
Guy 1: Shut up!

by TheModernPianist September 29, 2017

Starboy

A Man that is killing it in the game of life. He consumes everything. Hardships are simply challenges to make him better and test his abilities to overcome. He sees nothing as impossible. His energy is addictive and powerful. He sets the standard that others try to match. Everything he touches is made better by his creative thought and Midas touch. He is in demand in his career. Women want him, Money wants him, Success is HIM. He does 10 times more than the next man to achieve his ultimate goal. His mind is relentless in his journey of achievement. He takes responsibility for all his actions good and bad. He is on top of his business and personal affairs and keeps everything in strict order.
He is pure grit.

"that Starboy's presence made the room electrifying!"
"His success is a result of that Starboy Mindset!"

by Billionairemindman August 31, 2017