seabiscuit

NOUN. The act of going at it with a girl from behind (doggie style) whilst slapping her on the ass only after kicking her in the leg or arm (your preference) making her a "gimpy horse".

Fucking seabiscuits, dawg...leave your girlfriend's ass as red as her leg...HAHA!

by McSteamy January 9, 2007

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ride her like Seabiscuit

To have doggy style sex with your partner as if riding a horse.
Not sexuality specific, strap-ons acceptable
Spanking is also not only acceptable but encouraged
Seabiscuit refers to the horse-racing film starring Tobey Maguire

Jack: How did you get on with Sally last night?
Dave: It was awesome, I managed to ride her like Seabiscuit!!
Jack gives Dave a high five

by youngybuh March 28, 2008

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seabiscuit

When you are fucking a chick from behind and you are about to cum you neigh like a horse nice and really loud, so as to cause some sort of confusion so that she looks back at you and then you cum in her face.

Man, you should have seen that bitches face when my seabiscuit blasted her in the face

by markey121 October 1, 2010

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seabiscuit

a nice ass that u wanna fuck
a real thoroughbred

Damn, look at Brittany. she got that seabiscuit

by NiceWitIt September 22, 2005

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shartbiscuit

(1) A tiny turd you find in your underwear or lodged in the crack of your bum after a shart, or dodgy fart.

(2) Someone who acts like a bit of a turd.

"Damn! That's the third pair of undies I've lost to shartbiscuits since I became a vegetarian!"

"That shartbiscuit Tony always uses all of the milk but never goes to buy it."

by fran_kato March 6, 2014

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