Laying on your back with arms and legs outstretched to make yourself look like a starfish, then inserting each hand and foot into a different woman's vagina.
by SlipperySeaSnake69 June 15, 2014
Get the starfisting mug.1. When someone says something so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
2. When a situation is so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
Note: Awkward Starfishing may also happen when seeing someone you did not want to see.
2. When a situation is so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
Note: Awkward Starfishing may also happen when seeing someone you did not want to see.
Guy #1: You're so attractive.
Guy #2: *Awkward Starfishing*
Girl #1: I hate Girl #2!
Girl #2: *Girl #2 is standing right behind Girl #1*
Girl #1: Awkward Starfishing
*Sees ex, Awkward Starfishing*
Guy #2: *Awkward Starfishing*
Girl #1: I hate Girl #2!
Girl #2: *Girl #2 is standing right behind Girl #1*
Girl #1: Awkward Starfishing
*Sees ex, Awkward Starfishing*
by awkawkawkawkawk March 13, 2011
Get the Awkward Starfishing mug.A sex act in which two consenting partners rub their anuses (i.e., ass holes) together in order to create pleasurable friction. Chocolate Starfishing resembles scissoring (i.e., tribadism) in positioning, but this act involves anus-to-anus stimulation. This position requires flexibility and should be tried with caution. It is recommended that both partners receive Hepatitis A vaccination prior to Chocolate Starfishing.
by Krstofur June 23, 2016
Get the chocolate starfishing mug.When an individual is too intoxicated or tired to participate in intercourse with their partner they simply lay on their back outstretched to resemble the same shape as a starfish and let their partner do all the work.
dude I was so hammered last night when I got home I just ended up starfishing it with the girlfriend.
by Goochy20 September 22, 2010
Get the Starfishing mug.The act of sprawling out in bed, taking up as much space as possible, immediately upon the departure of your significant other, fuck buddy, or one night stand.
Man, these single dorm beds are so small, I couldn't wait for him to stop spooning and leave in the morning so I could start starfishing.
by Little Buck May 15, 2009
Get the starfishing mug.Starfishing- The act of two people spreading their butt cheeks apart and touching and/or rubbing each other's assholes together.
Yes, it is a thing. Some people will state that this isn't possible. That only means that they have tried it.
Yes, it is a thing. Some people will state that this isn't possible. That only means that they have tried it.
by Me Cow May 18, 2014
Get the Starfishing mug.When your significant other is mentally willing but not as physically enthused to perform the act(s) of love and does so anyway in a passive mode.
** Position **
Usually missionary, but hey, maybe you guys want to watch TV together too...
**Context**
While a deal-breaker in the new phase of a relationship, StarFishing is an acceptable mitzvah for the married partner. It's also an opportunity, thru proper application of experience and technique to elevate the session to another level. See fuckortunity
** Position **
Usually missionary, but hey, maybe you guys want to watch TV together too...
**Context**
While a deal-breaker in the new phase of a relationship, StarFishing is an acceptable mitzvah for the married partner. It's also an opportunity, thru proper application of experience and technique to elevate the session to another level. See fuckortunity
I'm exhausted, but he's so cute and such a great guy I'm pretty sure I'll be StarFishing tonight. Hey, I'll even put my arms around him! Like newlyweds!
by EnergyStarMittens November 25, 2014
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