StarFucked! 

The act of getting screwed over by a starbucks employee on your way to work or somewhere were starbucks coffee is an absolute necessity. Because we all know that starbucks employees really care about the difference between mocha latte and a regular latte.

Sue: LIke i was on my way to a early bird special sale at kohls and so i figured id get a double mocha latte. and the stupid guy gave me a dark mocha espresso wit whipped cream.

Lil. god what an insensitive jerk.
Sue: yeah he totally StarFucked! me.

StarFucked! by CHOCOLISHISH July 6, 2009

Starbucksed

Act of getting daily Starbucks fix

I am so tired, I need to go get Starbucksed.

Russell looks so out of it, has he been Starbucksed yet today?

Starbucksed by Ingaling February 28, 2010

starfucked 

1.diss’ed during a celebrity encounter
2. when a commoner has sex with a celebrity

Omg! She partied with the band and got starfucked by .......”!

starfucked by stoneham June 4, 2018

starbucked 

After the sex the girl totally relaxes all muscles and pisses all the Starbucks coffee she drank all over you and the bed.

I had sex with this girl and after cumming she totally relaxed all muscles in her body and she Starbucked me.

starbucked by Stan Kennedy November 29, 2007

Starbuckets 

a coffee addict's daily intake

Maybe Barry Bonds just drank Starbuckets.

Starbuckets by Yeobright April 10, 2011

starbucker 

Someone who sits at a coffee shop for hours at a time trying to look all cool with their laptop.

That guy is always here. Total starbucker.

starbucker by hsmlover May 1, 2009

Starbucker 

n; a person who's a cross between a Starbucks addict and a fucker. Sometimes a Starbucks addict becomes a fucker only after 2-3 double shot macchiatos, but they're still a Starbucker.

husband; honey, can't we just wait until we get to the next town to get you your third refill from Starbucks.

wife; fuck you...get me to a Starbucks Now!!

husband; you can be a real starbucker sometimes, you know that!?!?

Starbucker by Cathi Robertson August 5, 2008