standmaxxing

anon was standmaxxing at his grandma funeral so his dad beat his ass because that's disrespectful as shit

standmaxxing by fnep August 11, 2022

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StandMaxxing

Standing in order to gain strength and posture regardless of the situation or rules.

Wtf is standmaxxing ? You faggots comes up with a new word every single day.

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A way of life, where standing is prioritized over sitting (or similar) at all cost whenever possible, in order to maximize standing gains.

Even though I was getting weird looks, I was still standmaxxing at my grandma's funeral

Standmaxxing by sitbomm August 12, 2022

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The art of stinking worse than everyone else. Thy whom stinks most like shit is crowned worthy "stinkmaster"

Jeremi: *Hits fucking mental clip*
Thomas: "Stop stinkmaxxing bro"

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when you sound ur weiner by putting metal rods down your urethra to reach maximum godliness

don't bother me right now, I'm soundmaxxing.

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becoming the best version of yourself by focusing on your looks, money and other goals

have you seen John he wasn't at school today?
he's out statsmaxxing

statsmaxxing by Jackkkky January 28, 2024

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becoming the best version of yourself by gaining money, improving your looks, knowledge and social circle

John hasn't been to school today because he's statsmaxxing, he could be in a casino

statsmaxxing by Jackkkky January 28, 2024

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