stalagtron

A long spindly rock formation, found in caves, that protrudes from the cave wall in a horizontal fashion. This formation is similar in appearance to a stalactite or stalagmite but much less common.

Mark: Oh my god, come check out this stalagtron.

Will: You have got to be kidding.

Mark: No way, check it out, it's at least 13 feet long and completely horizontal.

Will: Get the hammer, we're never going to have to work another day in our lives.

by goodmango April 18, 2009

Stealographer

One who can pick a good picture on the internet - pictures that have been taken by others - and use them as their own.

A person who uses others photos in their multimedia presentations. Drew is a good stealographer, the pictures he choose from the internet always capture the moment.

by TeachClark March 23, 2010

Stalagmooger

Dried nasal mucus on the bottom of your nose. Similar to a stalagmite from the bottom of caves, the booger is on the bottom of your nasal cave.

The stalagmooger is difficult to get out my nose because of the far reaching bottom of my nose.

by datoneperson December 6, 2010

stalgic

The opposite of nostalgic. A sentimental longing or affection for the future, typically for a period or place in the future where hopeful, happy and personal associations are expected.

I felt stalgic for me and my crush.

by Xensez June 3, 2019

Stalagmite

A dried, almost rock-like piece of feces.

John was astonished to find a stalagmite in his attic.

by Lucky Is Sucky April 22, 2011

Stalagtits

Long,thin tittys.

I took this bird home the other night and when she took her bra off I was confronted by the most tremendously long set of stalagtits that I have ever seen.I was gripped.

by stanny 29 August 9, 2008

stalag 13

a building, usually the office or school, where you feel emprisoned. comes from the show "Hogan's Heroes".

Joe: Back to school next week
Jane: Ya, back to ol' stalag 13

by sal345435 September 15, 2008