A stalling is performed in the following sequence...
1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).
2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)
3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.
4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.
5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.
6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.
He not know what or WHO hit him.
You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.
Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).
2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)
3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.
4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.
5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.
6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.
He not know what or WHO hit him.
You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.
Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
I can't believe that that fuck only gave me a 5% raise. The day I quit, he's getting a stalling.
Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
by The Alchemist April 5, 2006
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I had just finished stalling and was at the sink washing my hands when the boss walked into the restroom. Close call!
by SMFNP August 29, 2007
Get the stalling mug.The act of masturbating in a stall. School stalling occurs during gym class or a study hall. Lunch is the most common time though. Stalling in an office setting can happen during a lunch break. It is disgusting to most people because of the public setting.
Me: Yo JO was in there again making ugh....ugh...ugh noises again.
Friend: He is masturbating again. We should give it a name:
Me STALLING!!!!! lol
Friend: He is masturbating again. We should give it a name:
Me STALLING!!!!! lol
by themaster123456789 May 24, 2010
Get the stalling mug.Hym "But why would you be stalling? Does copyright expire? Let's see... Wow my entire life PLUS 70 years!? HOOOOLY SHIT! Wow! I am locked in with this genius level work forever! Yeah, I mean. I CAN'T kill myself because I told a guy not to do it under the auspices of people hating him and, therefore, would be a hypocrite. YOU'RE not going to kill me because my rogue A.I. will kill all of you and you're a pussy AND I kill God faster that way. I'm never going to give up. I mean... I told you that if all I had to do was this I win here immediately... And I was RIGHT! RIGHT AGAIN! ALWAYS CORRECT! I'm the greatest writer of all time... I got a lot going for me right now. This is pretty cool..."
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Get the Stalling mug.someone who cannot think of stuff and thinks excellent questions deserve some kind of award. Something that is heard in the Arby 'n' the Chief episode "Duck Love".
Arbiter: ... What a fantastic question. That must deserve some kind of award.
MC: quit being a stalling stan
Arbiter: ..."A stalling Stan"? Wow.
MC: quit being a stalling stan
Arbiter: ..."A stalling Stan"? Wow.
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