drunk stalker

one who only talks to you when drinking or is drunk and constantly talks to you whenever they are drunk. Someone who texts, leaves voicemails or even chat with you only when they are drinking and it happens almost every time they are and they never seem to leave you alone.

Guy 1: Ugh, I got another text from this girl saying she loves me, we barely hang out and she only does this when she's drunk.

Guy 2: Looks like you've got a drunk stalker on your hands bro.

by captain lightning December 28, 2010

deep stalker

a weak lizard-like creature found in the deeps and the tower of magi(only during the magi origin story) in the game Dragon age: origins.

my character killed the deep stalker.

by UnholyxHunter March 2, 2010

Burrows the Death stalker

Another intellectual species that is silent but deadly. Just like a fart. It doesn't speak or talk, but instead smiles to itself. Once this smile is placed upon you, ultimate death awaits. It's body features are very unrealistic like, but has long arms, long legs and a short torso.

Person 1: "Help, Help!!"
Person 2: "What?! Whats wrong?!"
Person 1: "I SAW A BURROWS the death stalker!"
Person 2 faints...

by Pewpew boom boom November 6, 2017

thumbs down stalker

People who stalk you on sites such as Urban Dictionary and give thumbs down to every single one of your posts and definitions.

Thumbs down stalkers give you thumbs down for no reason.

by udusers1 July 16, 2011

D1 stalker

D1 stalker is someone who gonna stalk yo shi no matter whatttt im a stalker from day1

person1 - stop stalking my shi bruh

person2- idccc ima keep doing me😭

person1- D1 STALKER FR

by RAHHHH523 February 5, 2024

stalkerdoodle

A person that is so infatuated with someone that they make up fake myspace profiles just to stalk them. They may even try to impersonate someone else just to break up a relationship.

That stalkerdoodle needs to go away!!!

by anti-stalkerdoodle April 10, 2010

dash stacker

Usually a white transit van, documents, invoices, monster energy cans, sandwich packets, you name it this man has it in his dash. Some say it can reduce visability by up to 90%.

I can't even see the bloke in that van he has so much shit on his dash, he's a proper dash stacker

by Linkrapidz January 11, 2020