Facebook Stalemate

A situation whereby two people know each other quite well, but not well enough to feel comfortable to "add as friend" on Facebook.

Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.

Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.

Guy (sat at home on computer) : "I can't add her, I've only spoken to her twice!"

Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"

Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"

by lestyboy16 July 3, 2009

Layne Staley

Unlike a post a few up, Layne was one of the inventors of the Seattle Grunge rock sound, and one to get the least credit. Along with Mudhoney, solely invited the sound ripped by many grunge bands. Unlike the post a few up, an AMAZING song writer who brought us such songs as "Nutshell", "Down in A Hole", "Frogs", "Sea of Sorrow", and the list goes on. A much more emotional writer than Eddie Vedder EVER will be. Mixed emotion and grunge, but thankfully never did "emo" music.
Best singer, songwriter, and band.
See also Jerry Cantrelland lice in Chains

Layne Staley put a whole movement on the map.

by Rexall June 10, 2004

stalkah

Similar to stalker or creeper, but with a ghetto twist.

Someone who stalks or creeps on other people, usually because he or she doesn't have much of a life.

Ilana just creeps on people on Facebook all day, she is such a Stalkah!

by Shabbos Buddy October 26, 2009

Candarian stalagmite

A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.

It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.

by Puppychup August 8, 2019

stalkable

A man or woman, who is hot, sexy, and often has random people following him or her around or hiding in their bushes.

I'm going to ask Andrew out because he is totally stalkable.
Most celebrities are dubbed as stalkable.

by Allison Odle November 26, 2007

Hot Staley

Getting your ass beat by an Irish man, then vomiting everywhere.

"Hey Bro, wanna go listen to some Jack Johnson and give me a hot staley later?"

by scurituric December 8, 2009

Stale Meme

A meme with an unfunny concept that has probably been overused with no thought. It might have been funny before, but overused.

"Hey look, a gorilla! Rip Harambe!"

"That's a stale meme."

by Harmony Sanderson December 27, 2016