Carpet Stainer

When you pull-out and go to cum on a girl's belly, but your dick is too short and you end up cuming on her carpet (pubes), and she can't wash it out.

Benny is such a carpet stainer... you should've seen kitty rinsing and repeating her pubes.

by UNAMVU April 26, 2011

Steinershocker

A gameFAQs user often with no regard to other peoples feelings. insults them freely.

"not well known for his intelligence. or lack of it."

by XIII is cool December 20, 2004

west staines

da home of Ali G, innit.

I is from da West Staines massive

by International Bad Boy November 28, 2004

west staines massive

Da best peoples united gang in de world. In The main mans own words himself, “ respect”

Jebecky: So, where are you from? ;)
Jared: Me is from da da west staines massive, ims the main man ovathere.
Jebecky: Are you like five years old? :|
Jared: Yo true

by anonymous November 14, 2020

Stainer

To accidentally destroy any electronic devices just by making a physical contact with it.

Don't touch my new computer! You're gonna stainer it.

by Public Masturbater June 6, 2010

Stainer

An inept internet troll. Someone who is incompetently and over-confident in trolling.

Yeah, he said he was an elite troll, but he's just a stainer.

by Cfame March 30, 2013

South Hampton Drain Stainer

Term used to describe a dump taken that leaves brown streaks at the bottom of the toilet, most commonly produced by Crab Cakes and after dinner coffee.

John searched frantically for the toilet brush after leaving a South Hampton Drain Stainer in Mary's toilet.

by Ducati Jeff September 9, 2006