Carl Stagg

A man with a beard thicker then the forests of the amazon. A laid back fellow with a love for mathematics and fine women. It has once been said that he lost his virginity before his own father, and spends his free time skydiving without parachutes, and counting to infinity, which he has accomplished both twice.

Stagg was created when God fornicated with a unicorn and out popped Carl with a mathbook in his hand and full beard.

Did you know helen kellers favorite color was Carl Stagg?

by foxylady4u October 10, 2010

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Shaggy

The ultimate being, he is the one who has the divine power of god. He can only use 1% of his power because if he uses his full power, the earth will be destroyed by his pure raw power. Even when he only uses 1% of his power he still kills any foolish mortals in his area.

Fred : We can only film with shaggy for 5 seconds at a time, if we try to film more than that. The entire set will be destroyed and every living person will be shredded to pieces.

by Shagboi1 January 28, 2019

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Jacob Saggytits

a fuckboi who has no talent and who makes millions off of rapping the abc's (also has saggytits)

hey m8 look at me the MLG OpTiC_Keemstar (use code keem) then look at that abc's singin, bubble gum dum dum, muffin lookin, mug over der jacob saggytits

by FrOsTeD_sMoKe June 16, 2016

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swaggywife

mel is cute and shes so hot mel ily you're my therapist and i swear im not a creepy old man im just a depressed teen
p.s. send her a photo of the moon!!! she likes it!!!

grandma: whos this gf you're talking about?
me: wtf you don't know about swaggywife??

by swaggywifesgf June 28, 2021

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