Premature Stabulation

Lunging to stab someone WAY too early in Call of Duty, followed by being stabbed by the enemy.

John: Did you kill that guy?
Jeff: No, I prematurely stabulated!!!
John: That sucks
Jeff: I'm so frickin pissed!!!
John: Classic case of premature stabulation

by COD BABAY April 30, 2011

Stagulating

taking your slow ass time

stop your stagulating and move your ass !!

by bolingbrook crew April 25, 2016

Sagelations

A term used to describe a painful rash on a sagging part of the body, be it flab or sagging skin on an older person.

“I need help scratching these raging Sagelations on my back!”

by Ze Auggie November 29, 2020

premature swagulation

Before reaching the point of 'swag' some bitch niggers experience premature swagulation. Meaning they have not yet acheived any swag.. These people believe they have attained some level of swag in their lives.. but they are delusional... and clearly lack any and all forms of swag.
Noun: Premature Swagulator

Synonyms:
Swagless Nigger
Clown

Example 1:
(Man walks by in 1998 K-Swiss sneakers, tall white socks, and a matching purple Hanes sweat outfit.. complements of Walmart.. Go Ravens, and a dollar store bought gold chain)

Man: "Ayyyee babygirl, you look beautiful today.. anyone ever tell you you a blessing?"

Girl turns to friend and says: "I know that man did not just hit on me. Woahder.. Premature Swagulation. Ew"

Example 2:
"Get your 31 year old, 2 baby mama having, 84' honda civic driving, plastic rim spinning, gold chain rusting, front teeth missing ass away from me.. you premature swagulator!"

by Lolo and Lay October 7, 2011

Swagflation

When there is so much swag, that the value of it drops. Because everyone has it. This is usually due to the presence of a swagmachine.

OMG swagflation much, everyone is sagging! Not cool bro.

Too much good stuff? Too much swag!

by Jonathan Applegate October 18, 2011

Slagflation

When the annual rate of slags is rapidly increasing.

Mate slagflation is mad in chelmo atm.

by Brad slag kidd May 12, 2016

swagulation

The amount of swag at any given moment, and if is too high you must apply the yolo factor

The mans "swagulation" was so high, he almost crashed his car while speeding.

by Lolothecowslayer February 11, 2014