starfucker

someone who thinks some brief nearly non-existent connection with some great legend practically makes them a great legend too.

ok thrill me already - so you slept in David Bowie's hotel bed like three years after he checked out - woohoo - what a starfucker.

by angela June 6, 2003

Syafuck

A time-honored Malaysian tradition where one fucks up so badly he dragged others into his mess, while he only saved himself in the end and brags about it online.

Steve: "Hey, did you hear the news? Jeff didn't apply for a permit for his event and now all his staff are detained by the authorities!"
Jim: "Yeah, he got his daddy to bail him out and he's spewing shit on Facebook. What a syafuck!"

by YeOldeTentacle April 3, 2019

Starfucks

A bros way of referring to “Starbucks”

“Yo bro get me that girly ass pink drink at starfucks”

by chHAad February 7, 2021

starfuck

A starfuck is one who delights in making a positive impression on those in a position of power, usually of some celebrity or high political status.

Instead of hanging out with us, Steve wanted to hang out with the John Kerry advance team. What a Starfuck.

by Ralph Macchio November 5, 2004

starfuckery

The degree of egregious idolatry and adulation someone engages in when in the presence of a person more famous than them.

Reaching new levels of starfuckery at an APEC summit, New Zealand Prime Minister John Key pressed himself against US President Barack Obama's leg and began a frottage that was unbecoming of the occasion. The Cambodian hosts expressed their firm disapproval of starfuckery by making Mr Key wear a Gay Red Shirt for the remainder of the day.

by Statler and Waldorf November 27, 2012

Starfucker

People who fly into space in magic bubbles and land on random planets. When they get to the planets they begin to have intimate relationships with the stars. Cussing at them, falling in love with them, having sex with them, spilling out the most intimate details of their heart to them. Soon all the stars know the secrets that most people save for their diaries and therapists. And these people, they are Starfuckers.

Oh, and the greatest band ever.

I think the definition of Starfucker pretty much is the example.

by jinxglitter August 12, 2009

Starfucks

The proper (some might say "derogatory", though I hope for the sake of the world they wouldn't) term for the evil coffee making entity sometimes known as Starbucks.

Also: a game which involves trying to fuck the most attractive member of staff working in said coffe shop, whilst buying the least number of products (See also Fuckbeans).

"I hate Starfucks"
"Don't you mean StarBUCKS?
"No, I assure you, I meant Starfucks."

by Bartender February 21, 2004