stockjob

When a person gives a handjob with printed tax information

The accountant from last night gave me a Stockjob.

by Cheers!!!! September 29, 2017

South Dakota Stack-job

"When six dudes are banging one chick, but only one dick is in the chick. Resembling a naked conga line with the chick in the lead."

-The South Dakota Stack-job originates from the isolated farming communities found in the upper Mid-West. It was discovered when a group of Grateful Dead fans (aka "Dead Heads") got lost while following the famous band on tour. Almost out of gas, hopes, and weed the group decided to stop at the South Fork Lounge. What they saw changed their lives forever. One cried, one laughed, and the other simply joined in.

Marybelle - "Ey Billy! Dem boys 'an I 'ist 'eadin oar dat daire bern fer a six'er. Ya in?"

Billy - "Er boi! A South Dakota Stack-job! I ain't done et berfer! I'm 'ern meh whey!"

by myfavsexpositioniscryingalone April 14, 2015

sackjob

the sucking of a nutsack

my balls hurt so bad. i think it was from that sackjob last night.

by bill cosby November 21, 2002

shackjob

a lover that lives with you in your place, but could be used to mean your lover in general.

Archibold: if that shackjob ain't done tidied up my crib and got me some hot pie for me to nibble on when i get home i'm gonna tear her a new asshole.

Percival: yeah man, you too easy on that freeloader

by matthew bates September 11, 2005

SLACKJOB

A LAZY, INDIFFERENT PERSON OF LOW AMBITION.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE STILL HASN'T GRADUATED COLLEGE, HE'S BEEN A PART-TIME STUDENT FOR 9 YEARS, WHAT A SLACKJOB.

by DAVID J. August 30, 2005

Slackjob Special

A hella gay couple has sex in the shower and while the man has the other dude bent over touching his toes as the man penetrates him, he also makes the dude clean the old jizz off his drain with his tongue

Jim from the library and Tim had a great shower last night, the did the Slackjob Special for the first time!

by ALFclan March 14, 2009

stack-job

A word used for falling over or tripping over. Usually used by skater kids when they fall over on their boards, bikes, skates etc. But can be used by anyone to describe any type of miss placement of feet that results in you on the ground.

Jim: did you see jake on his bike yesterday
Bob: yeah he should have known he couldn't land that jump.
Jim: he did a complete stack-job in front of everyone. What a loser!

by sexy/impressionz March 22, 2008