Slap stick

When a penis is used in a movement that creates a slapping sound against certain surfaces, and thus being 'A Slap Stick'..Or a 'Stick Slapper.!! or... ' Stick Slapping'.if this is done by more than one member!!! .. This is seen more common with people that have a length advantage over people with a girth advantage. But this is purely speculation and obviously depends on how people can manipulate their sticks!!!

They say..As long as you have a stick.... everyone can be what they want to be…….They say..there is ‘Slap Stick’ in everone!!!!!!!...... Just Believe!!

1)...
One girlfriend says to another….”Oh please…. That’s one ‘Slap Stick’ of a Man I need to Know…… Name… now !! Sister!!

2) A Brother to another..... Keep your 'slapping Stick' to yourself Bro... It's sound but just not my beat!! Ya Feel Meee?? x

by MJ C October 9, 2009

slap stick

when some one is so ugly you just want to slap the living shit out of them with a stick!

holy shit! that bitch is ugly! SLAP STICK SLAP STICK!

by Stevvvvven April 23, 2007

slap stick

When kids get spoiled by their parents and don't take responsibility for themselves, I come in and slap them with a stick, thus the slap stick is born.

Prep: Moooommmmm, I want ANOTHER POLO!!
(Cue in Door's Peace Frog for background music)
Mom: Okay sweetie, put it in the basket.
Badass Slap Stick Carrier (IE: me): Bitch! You will SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.

Then I slap the kid with my slap stick.

by Matt the cat June 1, 2005

Slap Sack

A Slap Sack is a place where women keep their fond, sexual memories, so she can think about them while masterbating.

That was a good session babe! I'm gonna keep that on in my Slap Sack for later!

by Mazzy Scarlett December 18, 2023

slap and stick

artistic being, your artistic aura sometimes sent by divine inspiration or puppy love, but mostly sent by paranormal thoughts

"my slap and stick is being good today with the Roswell happenings"

by marcu$ May 3, 2004

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it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.

person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."

by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021

Sack Slapper

Poop that is so big, when it is on its way down it slaps your sack.

When your turd hits the back of your nut sack its like the two things guys pride them selves on most high five each other. Thats a sack slapper!

by Handyandy12345 January 20, 2009