Stabby

The emotion of wanting to stab someone

I feel Stabby

by Mackenzieaeesomneess February 2, 2015

Stabby stabby

An expression used before/after stabbing someone... accept it’s ok because you said stabby stabby first. Often used by crazed children or people who are crazed to begin with

Josh: *exists*
Melissa: *has knife* *stabs josh*

STABBY STABBY!

by Toxk March 7, 2020

long stabby thing

Can be used to refer to any form of weapon - especially a knife, golf club, baseball bat or even a spouse - that can be used to fend off thugs at the unlikely time of 3 in the morning. (Brought up by morning show host Karl Stefanovic and unintentionally taken way out of context by fellow news anchor Georgie Gardner on Channel Nine's Today Show in February 2011.)

(1) I grabbed this long stabby thing that I have next to the bed just in case someone breaks in.
(2) Tim is my long stabby thing.

by Quizmaster 85 May 24, 2011

stabby

-adj. describing feelings of hostility or mean temper, usually related to misfortune or high stress. Originates from the fact the stabbing someone or something seems unusually rational when one is in a stabby mood.

Child rearing can make an overworked mom feel downright stabby. Don't tell CPS (child protective services).

by Tom Cerveaux January 26, 2010

mc stabby

The cheesy/fake grin you make when you are so pissed off that you just want to stab someone but instead you grin and bear it.

My supervisor didn't approve my time off to go to the coast this weekend with my family so I gave him the mc stabby and walked away instead of punching him in the face. stabby

by whosthatgirl April 6, 2009

stabby rip stab stab

A term used to mock an emo kid. It is often spoken in jest with wild flailing motions of your right hand across your left wrist to symbolize the self-injury that is associated with emos.

The term "stabby rip stab stab" was first used in "The Emo Song," written by Adam and Andrew.

After listening to that sad song, I was, like, "stabby rip stab stab."

by Citizen_14 December 9, 2008

stabby-hot

When its so hot out that tempers get short, and fights flare up. Used esp. for areas in the inner city, where the crime rate seems to go up with the temperature.

"Man, it's stabby-hot out today. I wouldn't hang on the corner unless you feel like getting cut."

by anon p. anon August 17, 2009