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Carl Stagg

A man with a beard thicker then the forests of the amazon. A laid back fellow with a love for mathematics and fine women. It has once been said that he lost his virginity before his own father, and spends his free time skydiving without parachutes, and counting to infinity, which he has accomplished both twice.

Stagg was created when God fornicated with a unicorn and out popped Carl with a mathbook in his hand and full beard.
Did you know helen kellers favorite color was Carl Stagg?
by foxylady4u October 10, 2010
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stagafiliza

An expression of disgust and exclaimation at the same time, usually associated when seeing someone eating da poo poo
Ah mean luke aht dis guy, sincearly! Beeship! Ahhhhg stagafiliza!!!!
by Sir Missy Inniss October 31, 2011
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talking stage

When two people basically flirt and start feeling each other and they are just slowly getting into a relationship
by Melissaxoxo March 16, 2017
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Stage Crew

Those boss people who chill backstage and build stuff for plays. Stage crew parties are always much better than the cast parties because stage crew knows how to party with many of the things they have built for plays. Stage crew is also in charge of the prop house, which includes cleaning and organizing it, which is a pain in the butt, but they still have fun finding many old props such as sparkles, seahorses, roller blades, and many more.

Stage crew members often become family and they will have nicknames for each other. Also, they are often in charge of babysitting for the cast, which includes waiting to their every need and searching for their props when they loose them.

Overall, stage crew is amazing so if you're thinking about joining the play, join stage crew instead. They have SO MUCH MORE FUN than the cast. So join crew.

*WARNING: Membership in the Stage Crew organization, which is a subsidiary of the Drama Club, may and most likely will result in fatigue, sleep deprivation, temporary and/or permanent insanity, an inexplicable urge to form close bonds with tools, and a perpetual sense of impending doom.
Cast Member: Stage crew is so stupid. They don't even do anything.

The Whole World: YOU TAKE THAT BACK! STAGE CREW IS THE BEST THING EVER. WITHOUT IT, THE SHOW WOULD NOT GO ON! YOU'RE SO UNTHANKFUL! STAGE CREW DOES EVERYTHING!!!!
by CeciltheSeahorse September 4, 2012
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hot stage

The warming platform or area on the CTA (chicago transit authority) 'L' train, specifically the Addison Red Line stop. Operates from November to March. Need to push button every 5 mins to activate it.
It is freezing out here! Let's get to the hot stage to warm up.
by jimmytag69 March 15, 2011
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stagafiliza

An expression of disgust and exclaimation at the same time, usually associated when seeing someone eating da poo poo

Possibly of Swahili origin
Ah mean luke aht dis guy, sincearly! Beeship! Ahhhhg stagafiliza!!!!
by Sir Missy Inniss October 31, 2011
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Staav

A useless ass clown that resembles justin beiber and will remain a virgin the rest of his life. Often found doing the following things:

1. Masturbating
2. Playing Halo
3. Being a chaunce
4. Suckin' dick
Jake: My roommate is such a staav.

Colin: Why?

Jake: All he does is stink shit up and play halo.
by fevemeister March 14, 2011
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