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Squatter

A person, usually homeless, who "squats" in your home for days, weeks, or even months. They overstay their welcome and usually have no where else to go, so they crouch in a corner of somebody else's house and lives, sleeps, eats there as long as they are allowed.
Hey is that dirty squatter still staying at Jimmy's house or did he hop a train to another town?
by KaySauce89 June 7, 2016
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Womb Squatter

In similar concept to that of a squatter: a person who settles on land/occupies property without title, right, or payment of rent; a Womb Squatter is an unexpected and possibly unwanted pregnancy. I.e., the fetus is undesirably there and doesn't plan on leaving on its own.
It is a term that you will most likely never hear uttered from the mouth of a pro-lifer .
Janie: Why are you so upset? You've been crying all day... Is everything okay?
Alyssa: Oh Janie, I have a womb squatter. Dylan is going to be so mad at me!
Janie: I am so sorry, Janie. Just remember that, due to a Woman's right to choice, you have options.
Alyssa: I know, I've already been considering my options. But next time, I will definitely remember to use birth control and contraceptives.
by HananaBannah October 21, 2009
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Frog squatter

When u spot a friend, stranger, and or family member squatting on the floor and they look like a frog that’s about to pounce/leap their ass in the air so get some air in the crack. And if they ever try to leap they will get air in the crack and more
Oh shit the principal is lookin like a frog squatter again...
by bellsmagsmolls42069_ June 30, 2018
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Lobby Squatter

A guy who hangs out in the lobby of a fancy hotel, hoping to pick up a women. He is punching well above his weight.
That Lobby Squatter had been bugging the patrons for the last few hours. I think he has been staying at the cheap hotel down the road and he's been here three nights in a row.
by Pub flea October 2, 2015
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Slutterati

(-plural noun) Not to be confused with the glitterati, the slutterati are famous for their penchant for sleeping with legendary numbers of men and their general slutty demeanor and reputations.

"Loose women".
Paris Hilton and the rest of her slutterati crew have to do kegel exercises just to keep their guts from falling out through their distended fishcaves on to the dance floor.

Smell that? The slutterati have arrived.

Is that Katie? Since when did she join the ranks of the slutterati?
by Leisure Class Hero September 20, 2010
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fuck stutter

When someone loses the ability to think or complete a sentence without saying fuck a bunch of times.
Ahhh, that fuckin fuckin, ahh fuck that fuckin fuck fuck. FUCK!
by DO.g March 9, 2004
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shutter island

the biggest mindfuck movie ever made. Directed by Martin Scorcese
"Hey did you see Shutter Island?"
"Ya"
"Was it good?"
" Lets just say my mind was fucked"
by thenueb February 28, 2010
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