Squingemontos

The act taking a pair of dirty underwear and throwing it against a wall and having it stick.

Guy 1: Dude, last night I totally took a crap in my pants, and I did a Squingemontos!

Guy 2: Aww, dude! That's so gnarly!

by Anonomippotamous January 6, 2010

Squange

To "Squange" something is to grab or squeeze an item visiously, usually approached with wide spread fingers and followed by a forceful groan after the initial grasp.

Kyle! you Squanged the living fuck out of that cone!

by Michael Tarantoola February 20, 2008

Squenge

A repulsive unidentifiable substance

Yo Pete what the fuck is that squenge on your pants.

by Dr Squenge September 3, 2018

Squinge

verb: to obtain something under the pretense of borrowing, but under circumstances when repayment is doubtful; a slightly larcenous taking of property.

noun: a person known often to squinge.

This use of word "squinge" goes back to the early '80s in Northeast, specifically in Connecticut. This use has since gone out of fashion.

verb: Yo, can I squinge a cigarette, my man? or I squinged a joint from Joey.

noun: Vinny's such a fucking squinge!

by überloser April 3, 2022

Squange

automatic half credit, possibly full credit, on any math test as long as you put "+ C" after the word.

As Paul Noe desperately scrambled to put an answer, Steve Furger put "Squange + C" as his answered got half credit while Paul got only one point.

by godzilla Lee January 9, 2009

squinge

To squeeze tightly into a small space

we all squinged in the car.
There was not enough space so we sqinged it in the box.
AHHH YOURE SQUINGING ME!
pEople sometimes try to sqinge into college.
SQUINGE!

by Jessico October 27, 2006

squinge

Post-Ejaculatory wringing of the penis, used to expel residual semen.

He squinged his penis, adding to the puddle of man-batter.

by Tony the Wop February 13, 2004