Pulling Stumps

Doing particularly difficult work for some organization that involves risk or special skills.

"Joey was down in Grenada for awhile, but now they've got him pulling stumps in Afghanistan."

by Haunted Jack December 18, 2006

Twentynine Stumps

US Marine and Navy slang for Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center - Twentynine Palms, California. It's called Twentynine stumps because it's in the middle of the damn desert and there ain't a fucking palm to be found.

"Dude, their sending me to Twentynine stumps right out of Corps School so's I can be a pecker checker to a bunch of jarheads!"
"Drink lots of water, shipmate."

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

gummer stumps

1. A guy so desperate to get laid that if he had no teeth and she was without arms or legs but had a pulse you'd still want to have sex with her and gum her stumps.

2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.

1. I am so freakin' randy, I don't care if she's a double bagger, I'd gummer stumps!

2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.

by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010

slumps

Desirable songs with strong base lines

JT produces slumps

by dolo May 29, 2004

Stumps the clown

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.

Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.

by La Abeja de la Noche March 27, 2008

SQUIPsexual

When you feel only attraction to the best thing on earth, the SQUIP.

"I'm SQUIPsexual."

by alpacafire July 27, 2017

trundle stumps

trundle stumps is believed to have originated as Yorkshire patois, and means 'legs'

She's obviously in a hurry today and working her trundle stumps

Still out and about on her trundle stumps

by John Woodland December 28, 2005