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The Squits

Terrible diarrhea that takes the form of a chunky, hot liquid gushing from your anus. May be caused by a horrific stomach bug, killer disease or vindaloo. Often accompanied by stomach cramps and a sinking feeling of hopelessness.

Not to be confused with explosive diarrhea which erupts with force, the squits are more of a steady trickle.

If you have the squits you will need to confine yourself to the toilet for at least 24 hours armed with a good supply of toilet paper, some Gatorade (for rehydration purposes) and some porno to stop yourself getting bored during the long shitting sessions.
Man: Hey Tony, where have you been for the last week?

Tony: Oh yeah, I came down with a terrible case of the squits. My arse feels like a tattered sleeve from all the wiping.

Man: Ew.
by tonymcguff May 14, 2010
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Squitarted

When you're so retarted, that you're IQ is that of a squid.
Did you hear what Johnny said yesterday?
Yeah, it was so squitarted.

She was so squitarted cause she wanted to play the mayonaise for her school band.
by SquitartedSyd December 31, 2018
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abby scuito

The eccentric, goth lab tech in US crime drama NCIS. Has an almost father-daughter like relationship with team leader Gibbs. She was very friendly with NCIS agent Caitlin "Kate" Todd and was distraught when she was killed while on a scene. She has also dated agent Timothy McGee She is a goth and has numerous piercings and tattoos. Was the hearing child for her deaf parents and likes to play her music LOUD, which is often heard in the lab. She gets through her shifts aided by her favourite energy drink, Caff-Pow.
Abby Scuito is played by Pauley Perrete, who has starred in many other US dramas, such as CSI:Crime Scene Investigation
by NCISfreak December 14, 2008
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Squitch

The mother sasquatch and her squitch were seen crossing the road.

The bigfoot was video taped along with its two squitches.
by Gio Marron July 30, 2010
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squirtox

juices used to create babies(warlocks)
bitch swallow my squirtox or ill cut you.
by hudstonian January 14, 2010
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suitor

Someone who wants to marry someone.
The young, rich girl had many suitors, but had only one man on her mind for marriage.
by everyonessuitor May 20, 2008
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Squits

The Squits: to have liquid poop accompanied by a burning feeling in the ring Leaving you feeling some what emotional and vulnerable for the remainder of the day
Gee coach i cant play in the game tonight on account of i got the Squits

or

Soz lads cant go to the pub cos iv got the squits
by Barry Pap April 29, 2003
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