Terrible diarrhea that takes the form of a chunky, hot liquid gushing from your anus. May be caused by a horrific stomach bug, killer disease or vindaloo. Often accompanied by stomach cramps and a sinking feeling of hopelessness.
Not to be confused with explosive diarrhea which erupts with force, the squits are more of a steady trickle.
If you have the squits you will need to confine yourself to the toilet for at least 24 hours armed with a good supply of toilet paper, some Gatorade (for rehydration purposes) and some porno to stop yourself getting bored during the long shitting sessions.
Not to be confused with explosive diarrhea which erupts with force, the squits are more of a steady trickle.
If you have the squits you will need to confine yourself to the toilet for at least 24 hours armed with a good supply of toilet paper, some Gatorade (for rehydration purposes) and some porno to stop yourself getting bored during the long shitting sessions.
Man: Hey Tony, where have you been for the last week?
Tony: Oh yeah, I came down with a terrible case of the squits. My arse feels like a tattered sleeve from all the wiping.
Man: Ew.
Tony: Oh yeah, I came down with a terrible case of the squits. My arse feels like a tattered sleeve from all the wiping.
Man: Ew.
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The eccentric, goth lab tech in US crime drama NCIS. Has an almost father-daughter like relationship with team leader Gibbs. She was very friendly with NCIS agent Caitlin "Kate" Todd and was distraught when she was killed while on a scene. She has also dated agent Timothy McGee She is a goth and has numerous piercings and tattoos. Was the hearing child for her deaf parents and likes to play her music LOUD, which is often heard in the lab. She gets through her shifts aided by her favourite energy drink, Caff-Pow.
Abby Scuito is played by Pauley Perrete, who has starred in many other US dramas, such as CSI:Crime Scene Investigation
by NCISfreak December 14, 2008
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The bigfoot was video taped along with its two squitches.
The bigfoot was video taped along with its two squitches.
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Gee coach i cant play in the game tonight on account of i got the Squits
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Soz lads cant go to the pub cos iv got the squits
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Soz lads cant go to the pub cos iv got the squits
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