shiznizzle is the best squisher
by SHIZNIT December 23, 2003
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boatswain's mate first class jones" where's seaman apprentice smith? "
seaman carter " he bought a squid squisher yesterday and they are still peeling parts of him off I-8 "
seaman carter " he bought a squid squisher yesterday and they are still peeling parts of him off I-8 "
by phaedrider June 15, 2010
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A girl that is the best girlfriend in the world and someone that truly cares about you. Someone to miss, and someone who misses you. She is amazing in all ways. I love her.
by anonymous December 8, 2020
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1; When a person Unsurprisingly does something underwhelming or disappointing.
2; An emotion you feel when someone or something is Unsurprisingly disappointing or underwhelming
1; When a person Unsurprisingly does something underwhelming or disappointing.
2; An emotion you feel when someone or something is Unsurprisingly disappointing or underwhelming
1; Her presentation turned into a squister when, as expected, she delivered lackluster content without much enthusiasm."
2; "After the much-anticipated event ended abruptly, a sense of squister settled in among the disappointed attendees who expected more from the experience."
2; "After the much-anticipated event ended abruptly, a sense of squister settled in among the disappointed attendees who expected more from the experience."
by Laggedbrother December 30, 2023
Get the squister mug.A giant pickup truck or SUV that’s so tall and heavy that most impacts, especially those involving children, will result in fatality. On a normal car, if it hits you, you can usually roll onto the hood and off the side because the top of the hood is 2 feet off the ground. A kiddie squisher is typically 5 feet off the ground, so that’s not an option, so your only option is to go forward and onto the ground, which is much more dangerous.
On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
Anyone who drives a kiddie squisher like a Ford F-150 or a Chevy Silverado is clearly compensating for something.
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Carlos went to the gas station and bought some wintergreen scented lube, 2 bananas, and a baker’s dozen of Mississippi Squishers, in case the hootenanny went sideways.
by Carlosdonut October 14, 2023
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