Squished Lizard

A squished lizard is when a dude presses his dick up against a glass panel ( i.e window )

I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.

by dark sunshine March 8, 2009

Dream Squisher

Person or persons who respond negatively to the good news, dreams or goals of others

I told my Mom I wanted to go to backpack across Europe, and she told me that I should be looking for a job instead. She is such a Dream Squisher!

by JMB Dream Squisher January 22, 2011

squishmellow

The softest thin ever made that is sold at walgreens

Squishmellows are the best thing ever but one now at your local walgreens( this is not sponsored)

by Naynayfriend January 12, 2018

Squishee Mitten

(Noun) Slang term used for the female vagina. See also ham wallet

I was balls deep in her squishee mitten when I passed out.

by Brandon Thompson February 28, 2006

Starfish Squishee

n. after having the anus/rectum probed by an unprotected penis and having the anal cavity filled with the associated deposit of seminal fluid, the recipient of the load squats over the face of the depositor and relieves their violated rectum of the deposited load and any other associated solids/bodily fluids they may have built up in the chute. Not only has the willing anus provided the violater with carnel pleasure and release, the provision of the ejected material also provides them with nourishment.

Hey man, thanks for letting me smash your ass - great ride - spewed SO much cock snot in your cornhole. One thing though, before the next Starfish Squishee, can you make sure you don't eats nuts - I have an allergy.

by cookie1964 February 14, 2013

squished hamburger

Squishing your bare ass cheeks against a window (preferably an eating establishment with seating right at the window) and shitting. While shitting, you ensure the proper smearing technique is used to create a pastel effect on the window.

When I was 8, my Dad and I went to get a poutine and chili dog. On the way home he introduced me to the art of the squished hamburger on the window at Mel's Diner. I plan on passing this gift for generations to come.

by C- bass September 23, 2007

squished fish patty on a bun

The best food ever, Better than Popeyes,

Majestic

I would love a squished fish patty on a bun right now.

by Aaron-SFPOAB February 20, 2015