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squirtball

1) a ball of squirt
2) a geeky, male high school virgin
Look at that squirtball, he can't get with that slut Marissa.
by SquirtBallEnthusiast January 6, 2013
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squirtbutton

it's another word for clit.
keep pushin.
et voila, she'll squirt
"yesterday i did work her squirtbutton" :D
by Rule May 13, 2005
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squirt box

when someone is known for having alot of sex
that trick is a squirt box
by kookieDUHH June 2, 2010
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squirtologist

A person who excels in the Art of making a woman squirt
He is a skilled squirtologist and has refined the art of making a woman squirt.
by Mr Squirt Maker August 5, 2021
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Squirtomoblossomous

noun. a person who never admits that they are wrong and annoys people for pleasure; also one who is sadistically sarcastic. They mainly eat chicken and ramen noodles.
A: "Haha I'm right"

B: "No, you are wrong."
A: "Why? lol"
B: "Because!"
A: "I'm always right!"
B: "OMG you are such a squirtomoblossomous."
by Clexie Yurdwell June 18, 2010
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squirtbortion

When a women squirts so hard it aborts her fetus
"He fucked me so good last night I had a squirtbortion!"
by SquirtNation April 4, 2023
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Squirtdown

A touchdown with your jizz, aka when your spanking your monkey and jizz on your phone/case
Fuck Dad, I just had a squirtdown on my phone. I need a new one wanna lend me $30?
by Master Oogwey69 December 19, 2018
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