squinted

when you get so ripped that your eyelashes are touching which causes distorted vision and temporary lack of judgement

I hit the bong too hard and now i'm squinted and cant see the floor.

I can't drive, I'm too squinted.

by squincy May 25, 2010

Squints

The man in Sandlot which is one of the greatest movies of all time. He made out with Wendy Peffercorn becuase he has giant balls. Then he boned her when he grew up.

Squints is the man. that's it.

by Peter Bradley January 20, 2005

squinted

To get high and your eyes squint.

last night we got so squinted I couldn't see.

by kstan34 July 17, 2010

squint

Not having the eyes completely open.

Can also mean to look for something that may or may not be there. This definition is mainly used in fanfiction.

There are hints of slash in that oneshot if you squint.

by camilleeee August 5, 2007

squint

to be incapable of opening one's eyes more than just a slit. May result from constant exposure to smoke, i.e. in the case of a pothead, or in the event of being struck in the face by a piece of citrus fruit at high velocity.

The stoner squinted at me after I pegged him in the face with an orange.

by jaw5 November 14, 2005

Squint squint

Another racial derogatory word for Asians

That squint squint didn't see me coming

by Commander Nevec August 23, 2016

squint

Used to describe something that is not level, or not parallel in relation to another straight line. Crooked.

You're picture of the queen getting a wedgie is totally squint!

by oddwriter September 26, 2005