Squid-eye

Squid-eye is a reference to a person in a state of extreme drunkenness.

If drunk and almost toppling over then you would be known as Super Squid-eyed.
If drunk with no recollection of the event then you would be known as Mega Squid-eyed

The COMETs went to the pub and drunk so much that they were squid-eyed.

by Tinytots July 14, 2015

Office Squid

Someone who travels around an office by propelling themselves backward in an office chair instead of walking.

Kurt doesn't get out of his office chair the entire time he's at work. I swear he's such an office squid.

by Kurt77 May 12, 2014

Giant Squid of Anger

A Youtube troll, or someone who just leaves awful nasty comments on Youtube videos. Term coined by the vlogbrothers, John and Hank Green, of youtube.com/vlogbrothers

Commenter: wtf this is dum thees nerdss hav nno lifes only reterds wud watch dis

Nerdfighter: Wow, it looks like the comments are being attacked by a giant squid of anger.

by nerdfighter1251 November 10, 2010

squib

-noun

1. A punctuation sign used in writing to indicate the statement as sarcasm.
2. A replacement for the ineffective usages of ellipses or italics to emphasize sarcasm through texts and e-mails.
3. Is symbolized by a combination of a 'Z' and '?' as one character.
3b. As of current, the squib symbol has not been incorporated into standard keyboards, so is substituted with {squib} following a sentence.

Ex: Wow, that was really useful information {squib}
Ex: Lindsay Lohan deserves an Oscar! {squib}

by E. Pak March 13, 2010

The squid is on the lid

When the squid is on the lid, the secret is safe.

Don’t tell Daniel about Luisa being in love with him, the squid is on the lid.

by Dlindh March 27, 2019

parking the squid

Trying to have sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

I was going so well, but when we got back to my hotel I just just ended up parking the squid!

by Bill Hagger January 28, 2016

Squib Cakes

"Squib Cakes" was a term that funk trumpeter Mic Gillette (Tower of Power etc..) used to describe the backsides of lovely ladies.

It was also a song by Tower of Power in 1974 on the "Back to Oakland" album.

Man! Check the squib cakes on that fine foxy mama - she's shakin' em and she ain't breakin' em.

by zoobiewahh November 7, 2010