squidbillies 

The best cartoon on TV.

When I grow up, I wanna be like Early Squid from the squidbillies

squidbillies by Jimmy Browntooth July 28, 2008

Squiggilyfuck

Gibberish, similar to spanglish, that Dan Dan the Mexican yells when he gets really pissed off and cant speak right.

Squiggilyfuck Tony is a dumbshit!!!

Squiggilyfuck by The Greg June 10, 2004

squidgylicious 

having to sleep on the wet patch after sexy time

"did you sleep ok?.....yes, the bed felt squidgylicious"

squidgylicious by ihaveabigbanana123 March 30, 2009

squidbilly 

An incredibly stupid alcoholic who runs his trailer park trashy mouth, shoots guns randomly at night, and drives a shitty old pickup truck.

I hate living next door to that squidbilly.

squidbilly by randomred August 23, 2011

powerball squidger

Often, people who play the powerball lottery have a sudden rush of blood to the head and proceed to check their lottery tickets several times before either slumping dejectedly to the floor or leaping up and down uncontrollably screaming "I got the powerball, I got the owerball!".
Unfortunately that leaping up and down often causes the sphincter muscle to relax, thereby allowing whatever lurks inside to leave suddenly only to be caught in whatever clothing the person is wearing in that area.
That is known as a powerball squidger.

Alan Turnip, of Yoder, is our own local Powerball winner. Alan will be with us in a little while after he's dealt with his powerball squidger.

powerball squidger by notalottogiotto February 5, 2010

squigillion

An incredibly huge number. Bigger than "a fucking billion."

I ate, like, a squigillion donuts this morning!!

squigillion by MercuryRaz0r June 21, 2005

squidger

A hybrid of a badger and a squirrel. The squidger posseses the bushy tail, agility and cunning of the squirrel with the stripy black and white coat of the badger.

Did you see that squidger, it just stole one of my Brazil nuts!

squidger by Caroline P July 31, 2005